Toddler Tallywacker Toilet Terror!

[Tuckerfan]

Talk about your castration fears!

UK doctors have expressed considerable concerns about the growing trend for heavy wooden and ornamental toilet seats after a number of male toddlers were admitted with crush injuries to their penises.

The four boys, aged from two to four, all attended as urological emergencies. All had been recently toilet trained and they were using the toilet on their own. They had lifted the toilet seats, which had then fallen back down, crushing their penises.

Three had a build up of fluid in their foreskin, but were still able to pass urine, and the fourth had glanular tenderness.

:eek:

[Mindfield]

Oh dear. Those kids are going to be mentally (and perhaps physically) scarred for life. They’ll forever be picturing this the next time they have to pee.