No offense to those belonging to the cult of Oprah, but I really, really hope not.
Back to the original topic, sorta:
While Cruise as an actor creeps me out, if others enjoy him in film, well, it’s still a free country. However his comments regarding medication for depression (post partum or whatever) are just ignorant and offensive. Should a person stay unmedicated and just get to the point where they, say, drown their kid in a bathtub? I am very very offended by scientology’s stand on drugs for physical ailments that have psychological manifestations. How those scientology nutjobs ever convinced powers-that-be that they are a “religion” is beyond me.
Anyway, back to the Oprah debacle: Doesn’t Cruise have two adopted children? Doesn’t have some obligation to them? To act like an adult, I mean? All us parents embarrass our children, but not to this degree! Imagine your father running off at the mouth with this stuff on TV. sheesh.
I heard part of the interview on Howard Stern today. Oprah was asking him how they met.
He was being coy and charming and the audience was “ooohing” and “aaaahing” like he was being shy. . .likely while imagining him picking up her dropped tissue in a quaint out of the way cafe. “I’m sorry ma’am, I believe you dro–” as he gets lost in her eyes.
HEY, MORONS: His publicist called up her publicist and said, “let’s get our people together.”
And Oprah just kept pushing. Eventually he just said, “we met” with all the charm he could muster. Audience: “awwwwwwww”, like it was the cutest thing they’d ever heard.
Wake up you stupid, stupid, stupid, programmed sheep-people.
Pardon me for defibrillating a thread, but I just saw this Oprah episode this weekend and OMflippingGod. Did anybody else notice how much his black slacks and black pullover made him resemble Roger E. DeBris’s “common law assistant” Carmen Ghia ?
Meanwhile, speculation on the relationship has literally gone from America to Zanzibar
Actually, it’s irrelevent as to whether or not he’s gay at all. Once you’ve “made it” in Hollywood, you’re automatically suspected/accused of being gay. That is, if you’re a guy. If you’re a woman, you’re accused of having cosmetic surgery and/or an eating disorder. (You’re also assumed to be bisexual–'cause all actresses are, dontcha know–but there’s no controversy or accusation there. It’s just assumed.)
The thing I find most annoying about Tom Cruise isn’t his “media whoring”, as it is put, or his statements on Sciehahahatology, or any questions regarding his sexuality (couldn’t care less to be honest); nope, it’s that in every damn film he appears in he has frequently closeups so detailed that you can actually count the pores in his face. What’s the deal, here?
Actually, I believe she’s planning to skip over the entire election thing and just use the her legions to declare herself Oprah, Empress of the Earthly Domains and the Heavenly Bodies of the Great Expanse.
You laugh, but just wait. And she’s going to put that Dr. Phil jerk in charge of The Ministry Of Love. AND you’re going to be required to observe 15 minutes a day of Tom Cruise closeups.
Goldstein, why did you betray us?
Stranger
Hey, I’m down with having a sugar daddy.
I just dread the day she officially becomes Oprah Chopra and makes "one size fits all touchy-feely proletariat can’t-disprove-it-so-it-must-be-true Desperate Housewife mysticism the official state religion.