“Bruce was by far my most brilliant student” said the Master tautly.
“With minor exceptions, the farmers around here are a lazy bunch” said Tom futilely.
“But I’m the best farmer in my county”, said Tom, who was outstanding in his field.
“I can’t do the show without my sister” said Ann half-heartedly.
“Here’s a picture of the guy who is the voice of the boss on Charlie’s Angels” said Tom, showing great foresight.
“I’m the lead singer for Canned Heat” said Bob, pulling himself up to his full height.
“Fuck all youse guys”, said Tony, effusively.
“Those women who want equal pay? I don’t know whether to try to shush them or chuckle out loud at them” said Phyllis, Schlafly.
“How am I gonna play the show tonight now that I’ve cut off part of my finger?” said David, on the bleeding edge.
“Maybe I can help” said Tony Iommi, giving him some tips.
“This grant application seems to be very thoughtfully written” said Tom pellucidly.
“The housekeeper they sent to clean up my hotel room was totally incompetent” said Tom, dismayed.
“I intend to recite every entry in this dictionary, from A to Z” said Tom, in so many words.
“My entire domestic staff has quit en masse” said Tom helplessly.
“This letter I’m writing is the most insulting thing I’ve done recently” said Tom, dismissively.
“I think I understand now how this magnificent iron structure was designed” said Tom, getting an eyeful.
“Hey you guys out there on the river…watch what you’re doing or you’ll capsize” Tom shouted to the rafters.
“Why couldn’t I have performed a miracle on the Hudson?” asked Tom, sullenly.
“My wife approacheth” said Adam naively.
“I’ve turned my speakers’ Mute off”, Tom said, resoundingly.
“I can’t believe we were up nine runs and still lost!” said Tom chokingly.