“C’mon, fellas…just a few more inches and we’ll hit pay dirt” said the fingers, hiking up her skirt.
“I never, ever should have decided to eat that Italian salad after I left it near the urinal”, said Tom, full of piss and vinegar.
“That Pixar movie with Ed Asner as the voice of the grumpy old guy? Yeah, I have that on DVD” said Tom, owning up.
“Great job, Quasimodo!” said the priest, giving him a ringing endorsement.
“Hey Mary, let’s split a candy bar” said Tom, as the nestled together.
“Good-bye, Bobbie” said Billie Joe, jumping to a conclusion.
“I feed at least 100 inmates in the mess hall three times a day” said the cook, making a conservative estimate.
“The tag was applied before the runner reached the base” the umpire cried out.
“I think the Democrats are going to lose the White House next election”, said Tom, making a conservative estimate.
“I love eating juicy red fruit”, Tom said happily.
Say it with a Cockney accent.
“While I’m overseas trying to spread our Mormon faith, I’ll also be spreading all my wives’ legs” said Tom, taking a missionary position.
“Now that Ed has gone solo, I guess we’ll have to try to carry on as a trio” said Vic, Gene and Joe aimlessly.
“None of the professors here can make a single move without my approval” said the college president, in full possession of his faculties.
“My knowledge of computer programming languages is very rudimentary” said Tom, getting down to the basics.
“I like being in charge of this mud pit”, Tom said, running amuck.
“Gee, George, I’m sorry your sex-change operation didn’t quite work out,” said Tom, consoling him after his near-miss.
“We need to take down some of these sharp, protruding edges before someone gets hurt, Tin Man” said the metal workers of Oz, filing suit.
“The next thing I knew, some guy was whacking me over the head with a crowbar” said Tom, struck by the irony.
“Baby, cross-dressing really turns me on” said Tom, hoping to get into her pants.
“I’d sure like to eat out that first soprano” said Tom, knowing it was an acquired taste.