Well, it has come to this, huh?
Yes, the Jack Daniels (old No. 7, no less) has begun to wear off and I have now resumed the use of my faculties, mainly the motor skills one. Oh yeah, and the hand-eye one also.
I didn`t want to make a fool of myself by posting drunk and all………
DeVena – I don’t want everyone to be mean, I just wanted nice people like yourself to give it a try and see if you like it. Howd it go? I think you didnt try very hard. Your probably just unindustrious due to a recent tragedy in your life. Like a broken nail or something.
DrLizardo – I would never go out of my way to goad or inflame a Christian, what are you crazy or something? They can be rather vexatious you know.
Sapphire Wolf – Hah, hah, he/she said cocktube!
GearLube –Nice try, you pinhead. Hey, when you know Jack as well as I do you can call him John. Bozo
LouisB – I have only one thing to say to you, rent the movie Goodfellas. And watch it, the movie, not your manner. Fucko!
Margo – A little better. The thought of kissing your ass kind of turns me on. Flaccid my rump!
Cervaise – I wish……
Giraffe - Let`s try putting one foot in front of the other next time. You tripped over a literal curb with “about being learning how”. ??WTF
Fairblue – Next time use two hands.
Biggirl - “You need a stronger not-nice-repellant, fuck whistle.” The nerve of some people, to resort to such name calling.
Persephone – “Oh please, whuckfistle. I see more creativity in my son’s pull-up pants every day than I’ve seen here in your posts. And his dick is bigger than yours, too.
I know rotten bastards.
I work with rotten bastards.
Rotten bastards are friends of mine.
You, whuckfistle, are no rotten bastard.”
See, the thing is, I dont know if I want to be one yet, this is a test drive. You should have been meaner to me, youre only making this harder. ( The poor kids going to have a hard time finding pants that fit.)
FaerieBeth – “Was that mean enough? I dont know if I’m good at being mean. I mean, it takes a certain talent…”
If you`ll kindly re-read the OP you will realize that the reason for this thread was expressly for this purpose.
Biggirl (again) – “Not only am I not nice, but I can’t code either.”
Kind of like my “extra” o in to, huh?
SamLurker – “I was about to go to bed but decided i would read one more thread. Well guess what? I’m not in bed, noooooo, Mr. Wuckfistle McShitknob has to come along and goad me into posting!
Now listen here you shit clogged flesh sack! If i wanted to be up responding to a limp dicked deviant asscabbage, i would be in front of my T.V. screaming at re-runs of Family Feud!
How in the fucking hell am i supposed to sleep now, you sheep fisting, slobbering dickwagon?!”
See, how easy it is for some people?
