I had to work today. The Bozo was an attempt at calling you a name, it failed. Sorry!! I`m no good at this.
My apologies that you had to work. I myself arose at 9:30 when Sweety arrived at the door with two breakfast plates. He then brought me coffee in bed. Sigh.
orginally posted by whuckfistle:
You did swell ! I was just picking back. Now get back to work! You’re as bad as Meatros!, with the not-working-while-you’re-at-work.
You polished off a 5th of Jack Daniels at 5 in the morning and then went to work? You are a better man than I am. Especially if you’ve got a penis-- that would really make you a better man than I am.
I’d like very much to participate in this thread, but I’m Canadian. We can get deported for being impolite-- or even worse, forced to relocate to the Rudeness Colony they call Toronto.
Ok your punishment: repeat the following five times quickly:
how much whuck would a whuck fistle fistle if a whuck fistle could fistle whuck?
Come on, let’s not be too hard on whuckfistle. He probably had a tough childhood and is just lashing out. Where’s the understanding, brothers and sisters? We all have to realize that some people can’t help being putrid piles of dicksnot… they have issues and history and baggage that prevents them from being anything other than polyps on the anus of humanity. We should feel sorry for them, and offer counseling and cookies.
whuckfistle, your mommie dresses you funny. And she wears Army boots. And that bass-akwards apostrophe has got to go!
I only mention this because I love you.
The fuck?
Whuckfistle, you ass, don’t you ever bother to read any of my other posts?
I am most definitely a she!
Points: I have referenced a husband more than once. I have had threads referring to me as a female. I have referenced my jackass of a stepfather telling me to not get pregnant (which a male CAN’T do).
Go lick a pig’s ass, fucker.
Is this getting any better?
Thanks, but I really don’t drink.
that much, it was more like a half liter.
How about if your provoked?
runs up and pushes Larry from behind into a brick wall…
I prefer dickspit over dicksnot.
How did that feel vl_mungo? You seem ready for the pit…
You’re not playing fair. The only one I gave an I love you pass to was mtgman. But since I’m not on the dark side yet, I guess I’ll give you a break.
I`m going back to this apostrophe, that other one makes me claustrophobic
…yes, much better. But try to find a synonym for fuck (like bang, bed, boff, breed, cohabit, conjugate, couple, dork, fool around, fornicate, have coition, have relations, have sex, hump, lay, lie with, make it, make love, make out, mate, screw, sleep together, sleep with, unite). And the word ass showed up 3 times in that post.
What, should I take the time to research every assgrip that posts to MY thread. Maybe you should use a less gender-ambiguous username. One like **NineytWt, truthbot, ** or even the clearly masculine one that I use. And cripes, if anyone actually fills out their user information anymore. Most people can`t even manage to figure out where their own location is!!!
I almost got hit by a car yesterday.
…and I think I broke a nail too. Damnit !!
And how can I paste from Word into this VB code shit without loosing all the fancy things that I added? Huh? Explain that! Mr/Mrs Smarty Pants.
…said, as I complete my post count padding.