Look Geek Squad. Stop mailing me my final offers.
I didn’t want your dumb ass “Call a tech” in the first place. The sales droid gave it to me when I bought my computer. If you notice, I never use it. That’s because I threw it away with the box the computer came in on day one. Now, I didn’t want it when it was free, so why in the hell would I want to pay 99 bucks for a renewal?
And damn it Gmail. How many times must I flag their Geek Squad and Best Buys as spam before you get the hint and put them in my spam box, where they harmlessly wait the trash man?