Top 10 MENSA pickup lines...

[SSgtBaloo]

I’d love to take credit for thinking these up, but I’m afraid someone else did. I like them, though:

The Top 10 MENSA Pick-Up Lines
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“Towards what end does a substantially empathetic demoiselle such as yourself inhabit a locus such as this?”

“Perchance, would you be inclined to participate, at my domicile, sans apparel, in a modicum of copulation?”

“It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I’d be overqualified.”

“You’ll have to excuse me—Your presence excites me beyond all capacity for cognitive discourse.”

“You must be tired, because you’ve been running quadratic equations through my mind all night.”

“That tape on your glasses really sets off your eyes.”

“According to Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be making love right now.”

“If I were to mention to you that you have a bellus corpus, would you take umbrage?”

“I bet your brain stem reaches almost down to your gluteus maximus.”

“By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants, calculating your body mass based on your height and weight, and dividing that number by your waist size – I conclude that you have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in fact, glad to see me.”[/ul]