Top 12 Bad Band Names

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I always thought Metallica was a horrible band name. It sounds like a cross between a Transformer and a monster truck.

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If you think their name is amusing, check out their logo.

They’re a very real band. Check out their album Supersadomasochisticexpialidocious .

43

There was a central Jersey band called Ben Steel and his Bare Hands for a while. Never saw them but I liked the name alot.

44

I remember hearing about a band called Penis Bagel March. Probably the dumbest band name I ever heard of, although there was apparently a band named **Cowboy Mouth, ** which is also a bad name.

45

Crikey, my 60 year old parents own a Cherry Poppin’ Daddies CD. It’s really embarrassing when we’re on car trips as a family and someone requests it.

So far, we’ve all managed to deal with the embarrassment by doing the following:

  1. The 20-something kids keep a straight face and inwardly reassure themselves that their old fogey 60-something parents don’t know what “cherry poppin’” is.

  2. The 60-something parents keep a straight face and inwardly reassure themselves that their innocent 20-something daughters don’t know what “cherry poppin’” is.

  3. Avoid eye contact.

46

How about Dead Kennedys.
A real band. Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables available from Amazon.com

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Jennifer Jason Leigh Harvey Oswald