Title: This place SUCKS!
OP: I can’t believe how many rules you have! What’s up with peeps telling me to spell rite n stuff? Geeks.
I have Doper IRL names & phone numbers!
My friend Winona wants to know the best way to shield objects from those anti-shoplifting detectors? (It’s for a movie she’s researching.)
And in a related topic, I’ve heard that sometimes those detectors can interfere with pacemakers. I am the sole heir to a fortune that will be mine when my pacemaker-wearing uncle passes away. Always mindful of my uncle’s health and saftey, I’d like to know how those detectors work and precisely how do they cause pacemaker malfunctions? But I don’t want my benevolent protective feelings toward my uncle stop there. Is there a way I could order (or build?) one of those detectors so I will know what dangers my uncle faces each time he steps through one of those “awful” devices? Heart specialists are more than welcome to reply.
Help plan my Vegas trip: How long can kids last in a locked car?
“Best way to remove dog blood from a textured ceiling?”
This actually made me LOL!
Here’s mine:
If Slavery was legal today, who would you own? I get Beyonce and Halle Barry
Any criticism I post about Duhbya.
What type of candy is most appealing to preteen girls?
Is it just me or are there way too many Homos on this board?
What part of love, honor, and obey don’t you understand, bitch?
Yeah, the NYC thing is weird in both wingdings and webdings.
What dumb is that some people DO think it was deliberate that NYC makes it look like killing Jews is cool.
So…I guess as long as there was a Jewish star, a skull and crossbones, and a thumbs up sign SOMEWHERE in wingdings, it means killing Jewish people is ok? :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=Rhubarb"Are there any truly undetectable poisons and where can I get some?"[/QUOTE]
Pff. Iocaine powder from Australia! That’s an easy one. 
Do my homework for me! (Not homework-related)
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“What time do the guards change shifts at the Israeli embassy?”
“Confess your unpunished felonies!”
“Jesus, Hiroshima, the Branch Davidians, the Kent State students, Jerusalem during the Roman crackdown and the crusades, Gandhi, Che Guevara, the Pope and Elvis all had it coming to 'em.”
“Pranks for Radiology Patients”
“What’s the largest, commercially made firework I can fit up a human anus?”
“Share your stories about reckless, imitatable acts”
“Whats the quickest way to give someone AIDS?”
“What are the weak points in the armor of an M1A2 Abrams?”
“Discussing something that’s usually considered morally repugnant or evil, but is, technically, not illegal. (TMI!)”
“Check out these high-defenition, stereoscopic pictures I took! (Might be a little gross)”
“Let’s organize a high-profile boycott of the Chicago Reader!”
“Sadomasochistic surprises for unwitting SOs: What’s the big deal?”
“The SDMB Database of Mods’ Pet Peeves and Sore Issues”
“My cat tasted like cat food”
“Your mother.”
“She’s an overemotional zealot; he’s an ice-hearted psycho who’ll rationalize anything: can-they-get-along?”
No, wait, sorry, that last one was my sitcom pitch. Nevermind.
Send me your cat and I’ll find a way.
Mine has been hanging by the tail for three days and still miowing like mad. Don’t know why.
How many sock puppets do you have?
I thought it meant “Hooray for Jewish Pirates!”
[QUOTE=Larry Borgia]
Threads which you wouldn’t think would be a problem, but always are:
Cats: Inside or Outside****Cats: Outside In or Inside Out?
Increase your pen1s size in 7 days!
So, I guess that would call for an “oy,” matey?
(Mod hat on)
THIS IS CLOSED.
(Mod hat off)
Here’s the restraining order Drew Barrymore has against me. See any loopholes?