Topics that haven't been covered on either Seinfeld or The Simpsons

Cafe Society
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SIDS?

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Abiogenic petroleum theories?
The Lusitania sinking?
Ritual female circumcision?

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Lisa had an “END APARTHEID NOW!” poster on her wall for many years.

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The LPGA?

Cruise ships?

Plus, there was the Simpsons episode where Homer’s conscience manifested it self as Col. Klink from Hogan’s Heroes.

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400-year-old gay, black, left-handed Elvis impersonators? (& the lovers who love them!)

Been done, 2nd season? My bad.

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Transformers?

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From the episode where Homer gets licensed to do weddings, Patty’s almost-spouse was in the LPGA.

From the Seinfeld episode, The Andrea Doria.

George Costanza: Ahoy! Mr. Eldridge. I understand you were on the Andrea Doria.
Clarence: Yes, it was a terrifying ordeal.
George Costanza: I tell ya, I hear people really stuff themselves on those cruise ships.
[Laughs]
George Costanza: The buffet, that’s the real ordeal, huh, Clarence?
[Laughs]
George Costanza: .
Clarence: [Defensively] We had to abandon ship.
George Costanza: Well, all vacations have to end eventually.
Clarence: The boat sank!

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One of the simpsons opening sequences had them as Transformers.

here is a link to a video of it.

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Well…if we’re going to do this 7 degree’s of sitcom plots, you’re not going to find any topic not covered.

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For Transformers, don’t forget about the Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour

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When Lisa babysits Bart, she takes him to the ER. Smithers is standing in the waiting room, stock-still, with an empty gerbil cage.

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And of course Richard Gere even guest stars in an episode (She of Little Faith), but even the Simpsons dare not try to work that joke in there.

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Trotskyism?

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The nurse’s checklist at the ER also contains a box for something like “Sex-related injury.” I never noticed a cage next to Smithers, but I figured he was standing up because he’d had such an injury.

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OK, let me try this again.

  1. string theory
  2. n-dimensional geometry
  3. Pantheistic solipsism
  4. Sylvia Browne
  5. Betty v. Veronica/Mary Ann v. Ginger
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ELAINE: Just because you’re a communist, does that mean you can’t wear anything nice? You look like Trotsky. It’s gorgeous. Fine, you want to be a Communist, be a Communist. Can’t you at least look like a successful Communist?

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Rape?

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Marge on Homer, at least twice.

Also: “Discus Stu has got Ouzo for Two-zo!”, depending on your definition.

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Homer got raped by a male panda at least once.

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Keep trying