Topics You Can't Shut Up About

It seems to me that most people have some topic that, once you get them started talking about it, it takes a great effort to get them to shut up again. For me it’s weight lifting. For my brother it’s baseball. For my officemate it’s the Federal Reserve Bank. For my boyfriend it’s vegetarianism. So I’m wondering … what topic can you enthusiastically talk about long after everyone around you has grown tired of talking about it?

Cats.

Biology trivia.

The latest interesting science news.

My favorite reading material (Discworld and Order of the Stick are good for hours).

Theology.

Apparently, Sherlock Holmes, at the moment. I’ve been reading through all of Arthur Conan Doyle’s stories, and it has had the effect that I accidentally turned a completely unrelated conversation into an hour-long discussion about different re-imaginings of the Holmes stories.

Gossip.

The internet.

Myself.

The military. Whether it’s stories, advice, history, or just plain ranting I could go on for hours.

Feel sorry for my wife when I hang out with other military-types.

Magic and the psychology of magic.

Nietzsche.

Mental health.

Myself.

Bengals football.
Reds baseball.
Fast cars.
Loose women.

My cat, of course.
My daughter - past (what she was like as a child), present (college grad, no job, her many ailments, what she does to pass the time), future (what is to become of her???).
My husband and his irritating little ways.

No one - no one! - wants to hear this stuff, but it just comes out in conversation. I try not to be a bore, but …

traveling, the beach, my new grandson.

Rabbits, ferrets.

My new iPhone. :smiley:

Cooking reality shows, or cooking in general.

My kids. My woodworking projects. Myself.

(not that I actually make anyone endure these subjects at length- I know enough that I’m more interested in them than anyone else; but if I’m with a like-minded soul, I could extemporize about these subjects for hours.)

What is wrong with my mom.

Animal Rescue

Religion

Politics

Conspiracy Theories

Favorite Movies & TV shows

I’m more of a listener myself but, if I had to choose, probably my rescue dogs and the situations I rescued them from.

Poker

pets (past and present), military history, rally driving, TOP GEAR

Health care, insurance, doctors, treatments, bills, collections. I can talk about this forever, as friends and acquaintances have found to their horror.

Weight loss

Home improvement

Sex (with the right audience)
Roddy