Let’s re-visit closed threads and banned posters.
Is the porno on this website legal?
Anyone here experienced in performing armed robbery?
I want to buy children.
If you are traveling to the Bahamas, I have connections there for drugs and prostitutes.
Seeking partner for extortion plan.
My mum did that once when my idjit next door neighbour had this uncontrollable pitbull…
technically she did it twice but the second time she had gotten my uncle to take it to the vet and have it put down because had gotten into our yard…
well technically MUM didn’t do it…
I guess this really is for another thread…
:eek:, :o
anyway, other titles…
This message board sucks, you should all move over to the _________ boards.
I have a pair of air filters for SU sidedraft carbs. Start bidding at $12.95.
Lance Armstrong prevents a German from winning Tour de France. Why do the French spit on him?
(This last one I actually just heard asked on the radio.)
See what happens when you click here
This is a new sort of virus…
I’m trying to put a spy camera into my daughter’s bedroom.Can anyone tell me how and if you’ve done it,post up the pictures?
Why did I get banned for spamming every single forum?
What the voices in my head told me to post…
Round’em up dem niggers.I fancy a lynching!
Doper Moms?Want to earn a little money?It’s simple.Give me your home addresses,your daughter’s details and how far you’ll let her go 
What’s the easiest hole to rape a fat chick in?
“I hit a kid on a bike with my car.”
I’m wondering whether I can post my last one and how long I’d last if I did
Try it. Worst that can happen is you get banned, and start up under a new name. You can make up 124 posts in a day. Ask me how.
Even better.I’ll post under a different name.Then I’ll be free to continue posting
If anyone IS interested,add their details below
Heck, I’ll Join!
“Lets Revive The a… Thread!”
“The Joy of Felching!”
This is a Posting Race thread! The doper who posts the most time in the thread wins a cookie!!! 
Please post links to sites where you can buy REAL marijuana online.
I think it’s 1.75 hours, if Prospero is helping; otherwise it’s 2.2 hours.
Techchick was banned? Wow, I never realized.
Illegal steroids!
I would never advocate the use of this stuff, I’m just wondering how I should use it?
Hi! You guys up for a quiz or what? Since my Amstrad broke down, I asked my mate No_Personality to post the questions and some of you responded like really quick. That was fab, but now I’ve got my own SDMB account - shelled out my 15 bucks!- so we can get on down and finish the job. You can email me with your answers when I’ve got my email account sorted.
snicker Ukelele Ike is funny.
I wasn’t aware that they had much of a signature.
Hmmm:
How do I make GHB?
I’m starting a column in my local paper called the Level Illicit Drug, any ideas for my pen name?
How do I become a leet haxor? Like in a week.
Did I miss:
“So who’s on your ignore list, and why?”
How do I fake my own death, set my wife up for it and still collect the insurance money?
How do I reactivate those little security tag thingies on store merchandise?
Check out my Ebay auctions!
Does anybody have a crack for Photoshop?
Can you really blow up a car using Draino and a _____ _____?