Topics you KNOW the mods will shut down fast.

QuarkChild
Yes, that’s what I got too !!! (The problem is stated in posting #62)
To be more precise it is:
1.7567567567… Hours and
2.2222222222…Hours

Heck I had to post that considering you went to the trouble of figuring it out.
Nice to see you appreciate “Shakespeare”. LOL

Nude photos of Edward G. Robinson- click here!

Hey! I have a penis enlargement system that really works!!!

Let’s have a thread with nothing but hijacks.

Is Cecil a real person?

Looting houses vacated by hurricane victims–practical problems?

(posted in GD:) ANYONE WHO SUPPORTS G.W.BUSH IS AN EFFING MORON!

Is there really more than one way to skin a cat?

This is my 23,845,456th post.

Here’s a job opening for librarians. :smiley:

This thread was closed, so I’m going to ask again …

Does anyone have the SDMB moderators home addresses?

(Racial slur, filth, racial slur, filth, …)

How can I program my webserver to disrupt the internet?

How do I go about donating money to terrorist organizations?

The Mary Kay Letourneau Appreciation Thread
For those who do not know who she is:

*Letourneau was a 34-year-old elementary school teacher in suburban Seattle and a married mother of four in 1996 when her friendship with the then-12-year-old Fualaau mutated into flirtation and then sex. *

Let’s not just talk about Ms Letourneau either. Perhaps we can share stories of our own school days and the intimate sexual encounters we had with our teachers. The greater the age difference all the better. Stories which involve your teacher introducig you to kinky relationships, fetishes, heavy S&M, bestiality, trips to Thailand and the like would be greatly appreciated.

It should be OBVIOUS to any OPEN-MINDED READER OF THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS that…

Here’s one

You called that one, alright :slight_smile:

The Post Complete Lyrics to Songs Game!

GENERIC DRUGS CHEEP$$$

All Things Illegal

The Stalker Appreciation Thread (SAT)

Advertise Your Site Here

(In General Questions) So what’s your opinion on pointless BBQ stuff?

The Official Proctologist Picture Thread

Radical Extremist Dopefest '04

Fuck People and do Big dRuGs

THE CAPITALIZATION THREAD

~S&S

I did a graduate paper on those films for a class on film censorship. I think they’d be considered a legitimate topic.

I’m not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!

Why were my last four usernames banned?

How to get the dope (and not the straight kind!)

Write my research paper for MONEY

Test - what happens if I press the “Submit Thread” button ten times?

RED-HOT MOD-ON-MOD ACTION

a monkey that i wish for, part deux

*I’ve been invited to join NAMBLA. Any members out there that could give me some newbie (hehehehe) advice?

*I like stealing bandwidth. How about you?

*My ex ___________, lives at _______________ and wants everyone from the Dope (that can) to come over for a party on Friday night! He’s selling ‘adult novelty toys’ and although that’s not exactly legal here, I’m sure we could all use and appreciate a little fun this weekend. Come on down!!

*Fred Phelps is my uncle. He really does mean well. Give him a break and I’ll be more than happy to explain why those folks are doomed to hell.

*I hate fatties!!! Why do we gotta let them live, huh? Why don’t they all just go away to some fat lovin’ island?

*Sko0lz ouT!11 lEtz skan pr0n hack boreds & toke dud31!!! wAY c0Ol!1!

*I hate my “friend” _________! They’re talking shite about me in their locked LJ. You can read all about it here! Puleeeeeeeeeze post on my behalf. I didn’t do nothin’ to deserve this!!

*No really, I do have some friends that are practicing Nazis/KKK members. You just don’t understand. :frowning: Let us explain!

Inexpensive gift ideas for children’s birthdays.

Things like: “Glad Bag Underwater Action Adventure Helmet”.
“Great Moments In Science: Ben Franklin Kite Re-Enactment Kit”
“Isadora Duncan’s Scarf of Mischief”.

Dopers.I’ve been left in charge of the children this weekend.Now they’ve said they’re up for ANYTHING,so why not come and join us and see how much fun we can have.

IcelandBlue
Hey I’ve got some great gift ideas for the kids. (see above).