The Mary Kay Letourneau Appreciation Thread
For those who do not know who she is:
*Letourneau was a 34-year-old elementary school teacher in suburban Seattle and a married mother of four in 1996 when her friendship with the then-12-year-old Fualaau mutated into flirtation and then sex. *
Let’s not just talk about Ms Letourneau either. Perhaps we can share stories of our own school days and the intimate sexual encounters we had with our teachers. The greater the age difference all the better. Stories which involve your teacher introducig you to kinky relationships, fetishes, heavy S&M, bestiality, trips to Thailand and the like would be greatly appreciated.
*I’ve been invited to join NAMBLA. Any members out there that could give me some newbie (hehehehe) advice?
*I like stealing bandwidth. How about you?
*My ex ___________, lives at _______________ and wants everyone from the Dope (that can) to come over for a party on Friday night! He’s selling ‘adult novelty toys’ and although that’s not exactly legal here, I’m sure we could all use and appreciate a little fun this weekend. Come on down!!
*Fred Phelps is my uncle. He really does mean well. Give him a break and I’ll be more than happy to explain why those folks are doomed to hell.
*I hate fatties!!! Why do we gotta let them live, huh? Why don’t they all just go away to some fat lovin’ island?
*I hate my “friend” _________! They’re talking shite about me in their locked LJ. You can read all about it here! Puleeeeeeeeeze post on my behalf. I didn’t do nothin’ to deserve this!!
*No really, I do have some friends that are practicing Nazis/KKK members. You just don’t understand. Let us explain!
Things like: “Glad Bag Underwater Action Adventure Helmet”.
“Great Moments In Science: Ben Franklin Kite Re-Enactment Kit”
“Isadora Duncan’s Scarf of Mischief”.
Dopers.I’ve been left in charge of the children this weekend.Now they’ve said they’re up for ANYTHING,so why not come and join us and see how much fun we can have.