I was Skyping a long-standing friend when he seemed to ‘convulse’.
Fortunately the accompanying sound effect 7 second Elephant Fart (youtube.com) revealed that he was just ‘releasing the tension’.
Anyway, let me add a touch of class.
I would like to send my pal a proposed family motto of ‘May your breaking of wind be prolonged’.
Of course such mottoes should be in Latin, so please could I get a translation here?
(I tried Google translate which came up with ‘Pedit tuum ut diuturna’ - but I reckon you lot can do better. )