So, I found this photo and I shan’t describe what it is, but it’s pornographic and actually quite funny (it’s also got what’s possibly the hottest chick I’ve ever seen, but that’s neither here nor there).
She’s holding a sign that apparently makes it a gag (ha!) photo. I can decode some of what the sign says, but not all of it. Here goes:
Je ne parle pas la bouche pleine, [hors? nors? vors? something-ors at any rate] un peu de patience: que je finisse et jav(u?)ale.
Any ideas?
“I don’t talk with my mouth full; have a little patience till I finish and swallow.”
Please send photo.
“Cheese vou play”
THATS FRENCH! Woo Hoo!
Oh man, that’s funny. Thanks.
You’re welcome Chairman, but you’re being a bit of a tease about this photo! I mean, we can all pretty much guess what the hot chick has her mouth full of, and there’s no need to describe the image in loving detail, but at least explain the context that makes it allegedly so funny.
A) Dude and chick are fully clothed.
B) They appear to be standing/kneeling in front of a door, as if they’re on their way out.
C) The fact that she has a sign implies that a) someone’s bothering her while she’s “busy” and b) it happens often enough that she just made a sign to head off any interruptions.
See, a story in a picture! I’ll email it off to **Jake ** (we’ll see if it gets through his spam filter), but it makes me feel a little creepy though.
Thanks for the explanation, Mr. Chairman; um, well, I guess you had to be there. 
(I’m kind of impressed that you’d consider a model who’s fully clothed to be “possibly the hottest chick you’ve ever seen” in a porn photo, though! I’d’ve thought that the competition from modern no-imagination-required nudity would have automatically knocked any clothed person right out of the running.)