Hairway to Steven - a retelling in song, of the story of Rapunzel.
We Bitched - sitcom about an endlessly bickering couple.
Onan O’Cryan. A story about a man who is despondent over his inability to cease spilling his seed on the ground, aware that God will likely inflict capital punishment for it.
(I forgot the B, yes)
No Bands-a: The sad tale of a young Lawrence Welk coming of age in an alternate universe where musical ensembles do not exist.
Kitties Insane
Five cats who had difficult childhoods, but who are now controlling, ruthless, fabulously wealthy mousebrokers who ruin their illicit girlfriends’ lives by forcing them to perform in cat food commercials, begin to show unmistakable signs of psychosis. They frantically tear through the luxurious draperies and expensive furniture they have amassed for themselves, apparently searching for something, but in the process knocking over an antique bronze oil lamp. During the conflagration that follows, they all perish; horrified witnesses report that as the flames rose, the cats were forlornly calling out “pickle!”.
No reporter ever tries to find out why wealthy-but-troubled psycho cats would call out “pickle!”, because that’s just dumb.
The End 
BackMeth
The Thane of Cawdor is running a skeevy business out behind the castle. Lady BackMeth’s “Out, damned spot!” sounds extremely frantic, and they both look skinny and unwell.
Lewd Jaw
Accomplished actor whose facial contour is inherently indecent
Ride Ona Winer
Tale about the legendary sexual exploits of an oenophile.
Ruddy Bich
Drummer with an even nastier temper than the original, and a red face too.
Mallwart: Someone who is too old, uncool and overweight to hang out in The Mall, so they are exiled to a big box store that sells cheap underwear.
Leech Ills: A restaurant whose mascot is a small leech that resembles a sick chili pepper.
Bobsled . . . Slob bed (Oscar Madison’s sleeping platform)
Bank loan . . . Lank bone (thigh skeletal support soaked in vinegar)
Waifsay: A supermarket outside of which homeless teens congregate and dispense sagely advice when you give them spare change.
NonExx: A gas station mini mart where you’re guaranteed not to run into your former “life” partner.
Don Mackles: A mafia boss who insults your fast food order.
Med Friars: An order of religious brothers who serve society by incinerating unused prescription medicines.
Be Apples: An Australian casual dining restaurant chain where no matter how crappy your food is, she’ll be right, mate!
Grow Cur: An infamous puppy mill noted for raising mangy, vicious mongrels.
Comma Mass: The rallying cry of a passionate organization wishing to abolish the serial comma, noting the accumulated ink savings if they were banned from all newspapers, books**,** and other printed material.
Med Man: Jon Hamm plays a doctor in the era of JFK.
The New Yank Yorkies
After ceasing to keep Clydesdale horses, Budweiser decides on a new kind of wagon-pulling marketing team. Apparently, it takes about twelve thousand Yorkshire terriers to do the job the Clydesdales did. And there better not be any rats in the arena.