Transposed Sounds

This may be the stupidest game I’ve ever come up with (and that’s saying something). It’s not even really a game. It may last only three turns before all the good ones are gone - I don’t know. Anyway, here it is:

Take a title or name, and transpose two or more of its sounds to create a new title or name that means something quite different.

Example: the original is a show about drug dealers, the new version is a show about cannibals and their encounter with one particular man.
Breaking Bad -> Baking Brad

Rules: It has to be obvious that the new version means something, even if WHAT that meaning is might be unclear.

Bad Example: The Simpsons -> Se Thimpsons
That’s all.

Walking Dead. Zombie apocolypse drama


Waltzing Ted. Australian Transgender soap opera

The Izzard of Was: a retrospective look at the life of comedian Eddie Izzard.

Sparkin’ Biters, on account of it tickles sometimes

The Nuns of Gavarone - The members of a convent save a small French town from destruction by a flood.

The difference between a rooster and a shyster lawyer is that the rooster clucks defiance…

Artisan of the Tapes - a mixmaster discovers political recordings that leads to monkey business

A Mew Good Fen - The marshy wetland that the Pokemon character comes from.

The Unminkable Solly Brown: no fur coats, for a man whose friends gave him a vaguely-Jewish-sounding nickname.

Worn to Be Biled: a “day in the life” drama about the surgical scrubs worn by the liver-transplant team.

Spied World of Warts - audience are some of the weirdest voyeurs ever.

Soy Tory
Margaret Thatcher’s secret life as a militant vegan.

Loonmight
Documentary tracing the last two decades of Republican politics and Donald Trump’s rise to power.

Linda’s Schist
A heroic woman hides neo-Nazis from roving Liberal death squads in the caves of rural Oregon.

Nein Kleine Achtmusic - the German version of Cage’s 4’33"

They Hoot Sources Don’t They? - An Op-Ed piece about the treatment of the news media by Trump administration

Tar’s Dreck

(These are the voyages of the Tar Ship “Stenter Prize”. I don’t know why they called it that, they just did. It’s dreck, like the title said.)

Some more science fiction:

Worstweld
Cheaply manufactured robots in an amusement park for poor people.

Fontmasters
Giant extraterrestrial robots with alien kerning technology.

Max Echidna
Cute spiny robot Max becomes self aware and escapes testing facility.

O Ribit
Mechanical frogs violate the prime directive and run amok.

Buns Buggy
An animated jackrabbit’s adventures driving a bread delivery truck.

Bar stucks. The story of people on a binge of drink and internet games who can’t break away.

A Sale of Two Titties: The story of a discount cosmetic surgeon.

Fuckle hairy bin. It’s about…you don’t wanna know.

A Mission of Garity – Searching a high-gravity planet for a missing Irishman.

The Cry “Who Said?” – Medieval gossips take over an alien spaceship.

The Feckin’ Soundation – Concluding volume of the Soundation Trilogy.

Wing-rolled – Trip to a megastructure shaped like a wing.

Rye Obit – The death of agriculture (as we know it) explored in a series of, essentially, short stories told within a frame-story.