:eek:
I knew this thread wouldn’t do much for the Trekkie stereotype ;).
It’s about time they had some genuine military-ish cursing:
Picard: I’ll be beamng down to meet with their Ambasador.
Riker; Sir, are you sure that’s wise?
Picard: I’ve made my decision. Shut the fuck up.
Riker: You know, bailing you out of these shitty decisions isn’t what I signed on for.
Picard: You signed on to obey orders, Commander. Energize! [Picard beams down]
Riker [bites his lower lip in anger]: Fuck, I’m getting too old for this shit.
Transporter Operator: Sir?
Riker: Mind your own godamned business. I’m sick of your fucking half-breed interference, do you hear?
Jeri.
Ryan.
Naked.
Aerobics.
Hey SnugTheJoiner, be careful what you wish for or you just might get it here
Tars Tarkas, you are truely a disturbed person. 
He probably has it hidden within to emerge when needed
Worf and Troi were getting ready to get it on, but nothing ever happened, IIRC, although I didn’t see all the episodes. I’d like to see that consummated and see if a non-Klingon female really does survive the experience. If so, then I get to be the next female.
pugluvr: IIRC, they got it on a few times in DS9. Sometimes they needed some post-coital attention from Doc Bashir in Sick Bay. To my knowledge, though, they never showed any good stuff . . . although there exists a couple Star Trek porns out there, but I haven’t been able to lay my hands on them.
Yeah, yeah… we know.
Although, to make a parenthesis of seriousness, it just points to how, well, there is not that much to be done out there that would really demand scenes deserving of an R-rating for plot or artistic reasons – as opposed to shock value or titillation.
For instance, try to imagine a really, really REALLY good reason why it would ruin a plot to just imply, or show very discrete partial views, rather than show full-on a Betazed wedding ceremony or Klingon wedding night. Mephisto’s “alien sex not immediately recognized” scenario is the best non-prurient suggestion so far on that side, and he has already pointed out that you if the producers/writers/FX people are really on the ball, this can probably be done in a manner that does NOT require the R-rating and be just as clever. (after all, we got to see certain unusual parts of Mollari’s anatomy in Bab-5 on TV)
The other scenario is that of gruesome deaths or excessive violence. Again, there’s a limited range of reasons to show that. Say my scenario of Wesley beamed into the Klingon women’s quarters – you could do that scene completely offscreen. Just an audio link of his wretched, wraithlike screams and blubbering pleas for mercy and his captors’ taunts at how little they have to play with. And when they finally beam him back, another audio feed: “what we got didn’t live long… fortunately”
Klingons going full tilt just for its own sake would give us nothing more than actually seeing how someone looks with a bat’leth through the face. Sejal_Traurig’s view of a berserk Worf under great stress having to struggle to retain self-control, that would be better.
Oh… and K-S slash is so 20th-century, really…
Let’s see the seedy underbelly of Federation society - in the darkest alleys of the ship (darkest Jeffrey’s Tubes, maybe?), where the bad guys are twice as bad, and the good guys are even worse… Pimps, pushers, and women of easy virtue roam the corridors. Let’s see some of THAT action!
Like Pulp Fiction… In space.
“Captain, bitch, be cool!”
Ladies’ uniforms from the original series, no panties.
FWIW, why even stick with established characters? Like Kn*ckers said, we could go where no one has gone before…
A ship of rejects, or at least, not top of the Acadamy, running into difficult situations and royally fucking it up at times.
Or, a police type drama on a Blade Runner looking world in the Federation. Picard says they solved the crime problem, but I don’t believe him, look at Starship Mine.
BTW, you guys rock! I had tyo clean coffee off my view screen, re… monitor… several times already.
No, no NCB - the Ship of Rejects would be awful! Imagine five-hundred Wesley Crusher clones!
Oh, maybe you meant rejects in another sense. Not whiny, skinnny losers from hell. I do think it would be neat to have a crew that wasn’t all cool and collected, and screwed up sometimes, and broke the law and all. It would be like Kn*ckers in Space –
Captain: Engineering, what the hell is going on down there?
Me: Oh, Shit! Oh, shit, shit, DOUBLE shit! I broke the goddam - SHIT!!
Of course, if you DID have a ship full of Wesley Crusher clones, you could make them all die horrible, gory deaths in and R rated universe…
Why did I suddenly get a mental picture of Hightower bumping his head every time he got on the transporter platform?
The E Team!
I would gladly put up with an entire movie of Wesley Crusher if I could see him go at it with crew member Ashley Judd (“The Game”)
Mephisto --you are a Sick little monkey. I like that.
You make him sound like a deviant Transformer…
He’s more than meets the eye!
That, Bosda, or it is one helluva foreskin.
Troi topless.
Some REAL action on the pleasure planet that was in “Wolf in the Fold” (I think that was the title. It was the planet victimized by Jack the Ripper in Robert Bloch’s screenplay).
Wesley jettisoned into a decaying orbit
Some enemy releasing some advanced gas into the ventilation system (or possibly one of those alien microbes) and the reaction causing the entire Enterprise crew to have one big gang bang
I tell you, there are some sick puppies on this thread.