Trek Dopers, what would you include in an R rated Star Trek?

I imagine Harry Kim being on the receiving end of this statement. Or possibly Kes.

Ooooh…

Sign me up for that!

Ladies and gentlemen, the funniest post I’ve seen today.

And so, sooooooo nerdy. Love it.

Been done, or something broadly similar: Species (film), wasn’t it?

Nah. “Futile”, not “useless”, otherwise it would be a direct Douglas Adams rip-off, and I like Seven of Nine as a Borg much better than I’d like her as a Vogon. :eek:

Incidentally, I don’t perv over Seven as a domme, exactly. My mental picture is more along the lines of “Okay, Borg lady, assimilate this!” :smiley:

Hehehe

Funny thread.

Did any of you see the episode with 7 in skin tight leather?

Yummm!

Although for some reason I think Te’pal (or whatever) is much hotter.

Howdy, Bio!

I just had a thought…
(sure, that was a setup, go for it)

Pinhead vs the Borg Queen. Blood, gore, sexual situations, nudity, extreme violence, and occult-ish themes. Man, that would be cool!