TRlUMPHANT RETURN, MOTHERFUCKERS

[Moonlitherial]

I’m a little disappointed in you actually. You’ve been back for over 3 hours and still no posts in any pit thread other than this one.

ETA: Damn simulposting. My faith is restored!

@Shot_From_Guns

The only solution is to walk around tongue-kissing all of your coworkers until you figure out who tastes like cola and citrus.

There is *no possible way *this can end badly.