TRlUMPHANT RETURN, MOTHERFUCKERS

Not only did I not notice she was gone, I never noticed she was here in the first place.

About those one dollar BJs:

Do the recipients pay you the dollar or is it the other way around?

To be fair, it’s a bit more than that. She replies personally to every post, often explaining at tenacious length how the poster shouldn’t be complaining at all. Sometimes, if she believes the complaint justified, she’ll be sympathetic, but that’s pretty rare.

Whiny assbutt is still a good description.

What he said. What a bunch of whiny assbutts.

The point of a rant thread is to rant. Not to have some fucktard tell you why you shouldn’t be ranting.

The point of a blog is to rant without anyone interacting with you. This isn’t a blog.

Her Rants Are Too Big.

MPSIMS is ^thataway

Okay, this thread has been fun (for certain very small definitions of the word), but “I’m back” type threads properly belong to MPSIMS - but at this point, there’s far too much inappropriate content to move this. So, I’m bringing in the big padlock and closing this one.

Anyone who’s disappointed that they didn’t get to give SFG a hearty “Welcome back!” can start a new MPSIMS thread for that purpose. Anyone who wanted to say… something else to her, I’m confident she’ll provide an opportunity for that soon enough.