TRlUMPHANT RETURN, MOTHERFUCKERS

So you’re both turned on “a lot” by intelligence and brush your teeth twice a day? You’re soul mates!

Well I’m only an 84% match with you.

Of course. A match’s intelligence doesn’t do anything for me one way or the other and I only brush my teeth once a day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf0OFZexRGs#t=25s :stuck_out_tongue:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ5TajZYW6Y :wink:

Hah! I didn’t get it at first.

I’m totally getting a mind picture now, and it’s a funny one. :slight_smile:

Something strange is afoot at the Straight Dope.

Afin in every fifth case, apparently.

Yeah, I didn’t know anyone liked her, either. :dubious:

Were you gone?

Credit where its deserved: SFG can be absolutely fucking hilarious sometimes. The thread that really sticks in my mind was the Rand Rover pro bono thread.

That said, I will stop lurking in the mini-rants threads. Those won’t be much fun any more.

I like the one or two weeks she was fuckin’ with FinnAgain. It gave me a mental picture that made me laugh my ass off.

It is the original. I started to add more, then changed my mind. I was going to answer you with a blank post here, but why feed your paranoia, really?

Tell that to the guy from then-INS who asked us, when I was working for Immigration Court, to order a “Lebanese” interpreter for a guy in detention for a bond hearing. Hey, at least it was better than the other requests for a “Gypsy” interpreter, or (my personal favorite) an “Indian” interpreter.

Yeah, it was pretty hilarious how she can’t argue hwe way out of a paper bag, can’t stick to a point, and constantly misinterprets other’s posts and posts drawn-out meaningless responses based on her misinterpretation. But now I’ve just learned to call the stupid a stupid and move on with life.

She doesn’t argue good enough for you?

Exactly! She’s full of spunk.
I mean hubris.

I don’t chill in the mini rants thread, so someone enlighten me…what the fuck is Shots doing to the mini rant threads that has folks straight bailing on them now?

She posts in them. (No seriously, she has the gall to comment on the mini-rants and people get upset about that. Also, she enjoys quoting several people and replying in one big post which is also offensive. Why? Because this board is full of whiny assbutts.)

I dig her.