TRlUMPHANT RETURN, MOTHERFUCKERS

I was just about to post this. Luckily I hit preview just in time.

Not really. If you notice, I specified that I put this thread here precisely so people who hate me because I’m beautiful can parade their jealousy for all to see. Far be it from me of all people to demand that everyone react to my return with kittens and hugs.

Wow. I had no idea you were so polarizing!

I know; it’s come as a terrible shock to me, as well.

Couldn’t you post between giving blowjobs? But I guess at a dollar a shot you’ve got those long lines of customers to think about. Good for you for making the most out of a down economy. A testament to the old advice, find something you’ll love and you’ll work so hard at it you’ll eventually be good at it.

Welcome back!!!

What a shock: the only insult you can come up with is one that I explicitly set up. Good work reaching for that low-hanging fruit, though! I guess there aren’t any threads going at the moment where you can stay busy screeching about how dangerous brown people are?

w00t

Time to unsubscribe from the mini-rants thread, it’ll be ruined shortly.

That’s only fair play as you’ve ruined this one.

I can say this in the Pit, but it ain’t necessarily an insult.

SfG, they’re playing your song.

Kahbueme salutes you respectfully. He then PWNs your PVE ass in a duel, cuz that’s what mages do to tanks.
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Aww. Is your li’l pole a-risin’?

It’s about fucking time! While you were gone I had to take up all the slack for “insensitive douchebag” comments, and it’s rough work! There were days, DAYS where no one was offended or rolled their eyes because of it.

So tell me more about these dollar blowjobs.

I didn’t know that, either. I’m not sure what some people want out of this board; everyone marching in lockstep and singing kumbaya together is kind of boring.

Welcome back, SFG!

I see what you did there.

I think.

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Are you sure you want to make that kind of challenge publicly?
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Pix or it never happened.

It’s more fun if every fifth person is a shark, although it makes the lockstep thing tricky.

Bless your heart. I admire your spunk, believe you’re too full of hubris, but you’re in your mid 20’s, right? Enjoy it, even on these boards, while you can.

Disappointed. Saw the thread title and thought Janis Joplin was in the house.

I had no idea either. Of course, Shot From Guns and I are a 98% match according to OKCupid(seriously) so you could say I’m a fan.