Doesn’t seem fair…
So you’re saying there’s a chance!
Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.
Inside the washing machine that eats socks. But only one of a pair.
That was a good call! Who do you think he was socking for?
My suspicion was kswiss.
Had to be. The dogged wankery was a dead giveaway.
Someone’s back
And repeating himself already. I foresee a short stay regardless of whether he’s a sock, a troll, or just an incoherent idiot.
I think it might be the Russian Propaganda bots gearing up for the election.
S/he/it is bashing CNN now too.
Your forgot this one:
… adding to his oeuvre so far of three posts to start three threads. This troll seems to have a tremendous interest in US politics despite having no ability to speak English whatsoever, so I really have no idea what he’s saying, if anything.
Banned already. That was the shortest-lived troll I’ve yet seen. Must have been an early beta version of a Russian bot, definitely not ready for deployment.
Jim Jacob Ziegelbauer 1 !
His name’s a banned name too!
Banned now. I wonder if that is a record for the quickest Banning
We need a new system message:
“This is the last time JimZiegelbauer1 will ever post — let’s welcome them to the cornfield!”
Awaiting the new, improved JimZiegelbauer2, now with beta 0.2 of a Russian-English dictionary.
Maybe Discobot has a sock! 
Not even close. I’ve banned lots before they even posted or even as they were registering (based on username or other evidence).
@Colibri never sleeps; He waits.
I’ve already reported the thread, but since you’re here, can you just cornfield the whole thread? Do we really need a thread based on a bullshit right-wing meme that Nancy Pelosi gives speeches while drunk? They pass around videos that have the audio slowed down to make it sound like she’s slurring. Here’s a cite:
And he’s back again - Profile - JakeZiegelbauer - Straight Dope Message Board