Turtles most of the way down, interspersed with the occasional hippo.
Can’t we all just get along and bitch about trolls again?
Where’s the fun in that? 
Agreed!
Turtles are cool too.
We’ll never get along, but can we please have some regard for the purpose of this thread and take our petty battles to dedicated threads or personal blogs? This is supposed to be a general bitchfest about board trolls, not the alley behind the bar for personal fights. It would be impolitic of me to mention any names that have figured so prominently in this stupid hijack, such as @mordecaiB and @Riemann, so I won’t. 
I imagine at this point, mordecaiB is starting to count as a troll. At least, he’s doing a pretty good impression of one.
Hm. Your genetics work may have been a bit less ethical than I assumed.
Pretty tedious one at that
It was like that when I got here.
Reminds me of the octoparrot.
mordecaiB hasn’t spent 20 years and reading 175000 posts just to start trolling now. He’s had a good 20s.
Boy, did you get that one wrong.
No, he’s a troll.
Some dopers. I only really care about spelling mistakes when they’re funny. And I don’t give shit one for sudden strange acronyms leaping out of the shadows - because I have a working right mouse button with a lovely “Search Google for…” context menu item.
Calling it a problem is insistent, dumb-ass.
Jeeze, I thought we were supposed to go easy on ILMVI, why are you calling out his junior-modding trolling of acronym-posters like that?
Why is it when people cross something with an octopus, it never ends up with the head and body of the octopus and the arms & legs of the other species? #morethanjusttentacles
Let me see if I got this right: moredcaiB’s meltdowns are because the palindromic I Love Me Vol. I complained about the use of acronyms on this board?
“Why couldn’t she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?”
Oh shit I didn’t even notice it was a palindrome
OSIDENIWAP
That’s actually a decent acronym. It sounds like a lake that would host a summer camp, Lake Osideniwap.
Me neither! Awesome user name.