Trolls R Us redux [Now the argument clinic]

It’s hard to tell a troll from a worthless piece of shit.

Are you just pretending to be a worthless piece of shit in order to rile people up, or is that just who you are?

Time will tell.

Now this is how you troll! Well done, k9! However, I don’t believe this forum follows Pit rules, so…

I think you may be confused.

This is the pit, you’re soaking in it.

But, on the plus side, you just scored one point for being too stupid to be a troll.

Yeah, I’m really suffering here.

Too stupid to be a troll? I thought stupid was a prerequisite for troll. Oh, I get it, you’re just trolling. Nice. So, you imply that not knowing where you are (this is a new message board) declares stupidity? You’ve never been lost in your life? Didn’t know where you were? That makes one stupid? Interesting. Who’s the troll?

Nah, you can be stupid and be a troll, but it does work in your favor that you are just stupid enough to actually believe the shit that you say. I didn’t say it rules you out as a troll, just a point in your favor. Some trolls are stupid enough to think that they are clever.

This is not a new messageboard, it’s been around for a couple of decades. You are not new either, you’ve been around for a few years.

Right up at the top, it tells you what forum you are in, right under the title that says what thread you are in. It’s not like this is rocket surgery.

Calling someone out because you don’t know where you are is pretty stupid.

I am not trolling, I am just straight up calling you a stupid worthless piece of shit.

Once again, you are either too stupid to know the difference between trolling and insulting, or you actually are a troll and you do.

And you’re just stupid enough to actually believe the shit (emphasis) that you say. Sorry, I’m very competitive.

Can you teach me your stupid protection protocols? I can certainly use it. Been around for a couple of decades? Did you just awake from a coma? The SD ideology has been around for that long, but this current architecture has not. That you know I’ve been around a few years is simultaneously gratifying and creepy. I’m not trolling either when I call you a motherless piece of cancer. (god I hope this is the Pit)

Is this what “not going to defend myself against no charges here” looks like?
CMC

Oh jeez, don’t try to silence me. I made that post thinking I was in “ATMB.” (K9’s going to give me hell.) If you have something substantive to say, I am eager to hear it. That I should go away because of previous posts is not a compulsive argument.

It’s the same message board, on a new platform. You said the board was new. It’s not. It says BBQ pit right up there.

I just love the implication in your post that you’d reported the post for being too BBQy in the actual Pit. I mean, maybe you didn’t report anything, and you were just trying to jr mod the post.

I said the architecture is new, and it is. The personalities seem to be similar.

Ok, jesus christ, I promise to know what forum I’m in the future.

Yeah clearly you said the architecture was new. Clearly.

True, there was that big username raffle we had that we didn’t invite the stupi … nevermind.
CMC

And I hope you’re forgiven for your mistakes in life, if you make any.

Can’t teach you not to be stupid, that’s just something you will have to do for yourself.

Big bold letters right at the top tells you what forum and thread you are in. Not sure how it can be made any simpler.

All I have to do is click on your name, and it tells me your join date. Once again, pretty simple.

Now you are getting it. That was an insult, not a troll. Good job!

Stupid. Such an easy word. Projecting that others are stupid necessarily means I’m not stupid.

So making a mistake is “stupid” in your universe? You’ve obviously never made a mistake because you’re smart. Never misread or ignored “big bold letters” before.