Sous Vide Szechuan-Style Green Beans
12 ounces green beans
1 tablespoon Sriracha chili sauce
1 tablespoon red chili flakes
1 tablespoon dried onion
1 teaspoon toasted sesame oil
1/2 teaspoon garlic salt
1 tablespoon toasted sesame seeds, for serving
Chopped scallions, for serving
Combine everything in a bag, seal, sous vide @186 F for 45 minutes to an hour. Serve with scallions and sesame seeds.
avoid the issue
Listen, you fucking troll, this thread is about trolls, complaining about trolls, making fun of trolls, spotting trolls. It’s not about Trumps thousands of lies or about your lies about Biden’s decline or about Fox News’s lies about Biden.
So, why don’t you start a thread in P&E so we can properly destroy your lies about Biden’s decline. Jesus, I get that you’re a troll, but try not to be so obvious.
The issue is that you are a troll. Trolling a thread about trolls.
Pretty meta, really.
Speaking of which,
never meta troll cake that didn’t look delicious.
Because he’d be modded for trolling there.
I don’t understand why they wouldn’t be modded for thread shitting here. Maybe @Miller hasn’t taken a look yet.
Hey, let’s not search-engine shame here. I’m sure Bing gives many fine results.
I’ve made no secret of my views of Biden’s age-related issues but anyone who highlights Biden’s spoken gaffes while handwaving away Trump’s frequent word salads, bizarre pronouncements and outright gibberish is clearly arguing in bad faith.
I mean, if you think Biden tripping over his tongue is a sign of dementia but you’re fine with Trump’s statements about windmills causing cancer, the Continental Army liberating airports, the need to “protect Thomas Edison”, the belief that “clean coal” technology literally involves washing coal, that COVID could be treated by injected disinfectant or internalized UV treatments, and that Biden “wasn’t born in Scranton” because he later moved to Delaware, I’d be forced to conclude that either you’re spectacularly stupid and shouldn’t be allowed out unsupervised or you’re a morally-bankrupt lying little troll who can fuck right off.
But that’s just my opinion, I guess.
Gotta report the shitter.
You’d have been better off citing your indisputable Twitter source.
Tell me, are you trying for a whole new category of dumb? Because I admire your pluck.
You forgot “raking the forests of California, to prevent fires.”
Just helping out, is all. 
Those were the ones I could remember off the top of my head. A comprehensive list would take days to compile.
Trump is a busy man. He does more stupid shit before breakfast than most people do in a lifetime.
Meh, its the pit. Standards are a bit different here.
And honestly, I’d rather him be threadshitting here, where we can explicitly call him out as the lying troll he is, than elsewhere where we have to pretend to not notice.
As long as people don’t take the bait and start arguing about Biden’s fitness for the presidency, I guess I’m fine if the lying asshole troll wants to try and get that started here.
So does the Coppertone one post anything worthwhile, or is its issue nothing more than tissues of nonsense and lies? Debating whether or not I should just ignore it now.
Aw, who am I kidding.
PLONK!
I don’t generally moderate for thread shitting or hijacking in the Pit. “This thread is stupid, and so are you,” is an acceptable response to a Pit thread, as are tactics like posting recipes instead of engaging with a perceived troll.
Cool, thanks!
Hopefully, no one takes the bait. I imagine that poster won’t be able to stay within the bounds for other sub-forums anyway.
If my choices for president are:
Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune —you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
or
F-f-fucking suntanlotiont-t-two is a f-f-fucking g-g-gobbet of phlegm, hawk-k-ked up from T-t-trump’s asshole.
I’ll take the stutterer every single time.
That was a beautiful setup, and a killer finish.
Hi dipshit. You know that just about every prominent public speaker, since the technology has been available, has used a teleprompter, right? Even the ones like Donald Trump who can barely fucking read in the first place. (Watch him try and pronounce Yosemite, it’s a riot!)
He seems to be staring at a paper, as opposed to a screen, but “reading” nontheless.