Trolls R Us redux [Now the argument clinic]

The key on this message board is to play the part of an aggrieved class, just off the top of my head including minorities, the disabled, and on this board, Republicans and racists. You can get away with more personal* attacks and some people will leap to your defense that you should tolerate that sort of language/believe their story because otherwise you’d be showing your prejudice.

*While certainly liberal posters get away with more attacks on Republicans in general, as opposed to against members of the Dope, just by their sheer volume than by any relative tendency toward vituperousness.

Grunka Lunka dunkety doo
We’ve got a friendly warning for you
Grunka Lunka dunkety dasis
The secret of Slurm’s on a need-to-know basis

Asking questions in school is a great way to learn
If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke
We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm
It could easily happen again to you, folks
So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut
Grunka Lunka Lunka dunkety dutt!

Applause

Golf clap

Great. D’Asshole found its way here and started posting last week.

Oh OK

Ah, thanks for the warning. He’s gone (for me) now.

Yeah, he’s back and with the same old bullshit.

You mean this sort of thing?

D’Anconia: [Assertion]

Other posters: wait, what? What are you basing this on?

D’Anconia: [Repeat assertion]

Other posters: Seriously, where are you getting this from?

D’Anconia: [Repeat assertion]

Other posters: FFS, could you back this up with an actual fucking argument?

D’Anconia: [Repeat assertion]

[Repeat sequence until the heat death of the universe]

Does not pass the Turing test.

Stupid Liberal Idea: Assuming D’Anconia is remotely interested in discussing the issue in good faith.

Or the Voight-Kampf.

Truthseeker3 is back and gish-galloping his little heart out in this now-closed thread:

And a fine JAQ-off it was.

I can tell from all of the yellow stains all over his monitor.

My favorite episode of that show.

Mine is The Sting. I’m such a softy.

Found him today again. I honestly thought he’d been banned?!?

Certainly should be. He’s just about the most useless poster I’ve ever seen. Just repeats the same flat assertions over and over, with no attempt to debate. Boring and annoying at the same time.

Oh absolutely. It’s like trying to argue with the woman on Google maps.