Trolls R Us redux [Now the argument clinic]

I heard that there was someone here who was bragging about being 4’6", has the kick ass scooter shown below and a t-shirt that says “Fuck me. No really, fuck me” in a beautiful sequin pattern. While that’s impressive as hell, it’s the internet, so it might not be completely true.

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