Trolls R Us redux [Now the argument clinic]

Not in this case, at least not for me. I’m not acting like I’m on I Love Me’s side hoping to get laid. Which is what white knighting means. I don’t know, maybe you are white knighting to get a handjob from some one. Gotta be better than the usual cheeto job.

And metaphor is an awfully big word for someone that couldn’t graduate from junior high.

No, I understand stupid 30 year old memes that were unfunny even 25 years ago. But when you are stupid, like you, you have to be as clever as you can under the circumstances. Good boy, sit.

Come on dude! This is the second time you’ve flounced out of this thread because you couldn’t handle a little criticism. Live up to you motto, He’s a big boy, he can take it. I’ve got to admit to a bit of a empathy for flouncers. They lack so many necessary social skills they just can’t carry on a simple conversation. Sad, really.

Boy, what a comeback! You sure got me there. Tell me which part is not true. Every single thing I said about you is true. I’ve known you since the old snopes board and you have been the same the whole time. You live for the snark boards and all the gossip and innuendo you can get your hands on.

I’ve seen you act all friendly with many posters on the Dope, and then immediately run to one of the snark boards and laugh at them and make way more hurtful comments than I did about you. And the comments I made weren’t even mine, they were from the people you suck up to at the snark boards. They actually mean all that stuff they say about you, you know, they are not kidding. They are not your friends and they never will be.

The snark forums are where Dopers, past and present, insult other Dopers or threads on the Dope. So Dopers that read the snark boards can PM me here because they are members of both. These are the people that Guin thinks are her friends, despite of how they treat her.

I don’t belong to any of the snark boards and am not even sure where the current one is located, though I could find it if I really wanted, it’s not like they hide them. Many, like Guin, use their doper names on both.
I can’t really say anything further about these because of board rules.

Now, if all these cum stains would take their problem with I Love Me back to his Pit thread, where it belongs, we could get back to claiming every new poster is a troll, just as we’ve been doing for a year and 3400 posts!

Jeez, dude, give it a rest! Are you trying for most flounces in one thread by an idiot? You got the title already.