That’s become a stock character in 21st Century police and detective procedurals: the computer wizard that provides the hero with critical technologically-gleaned clues.
The forensic technologist that corresponds to the forensic medical examiner in a new form.
I can’t wait to see what happens when cybernetic implants become commonplace. We’ll get the computer forensics expert and the medical examiner all rolled into one neat package.
Ripperdocs!
I don’t want to see it! It’s bad when someone comes and forcibly repossesses your car. Imagine what it’s like when they come for your Mr. Studd/Midnight Lady Implant due to your being behind on payments!
(cue your favorite Cyberpunk dread inducing music or Repo the Genetic Opera)
I don’t have to imagine, I’ve seen it already!
Fish on! jlh3rd appears to be committing suicide by mod in Elections.
I assume that’s a new poster? Should I bother reporting all the times that poster has accused others of lying outside the Pit? I’m sure the mods have seen tons of reports already.
Returning after two years of silence.
No mod action, yet…
Yes, please do. We’ve seen some reports for this user, but it really helps to see the full pattern.
And that was in a Wright Brothers thread that started in 2015 where they had argued incoherently with other posters, then went silent for 9 years before responding in that thread again two years ago. Sleeper trock?
Probably. Anyway, I reported a couple of posts.
I seem to have struck a nerve with that one. Moderator action has happened.
Someone who claims to be a “nice girl” is blasting my sock klaxon very loudly. Sleeper sock really. This is from the “How many licks does it take…” Wait, no, the “How many states can disqualify Trump” thread in P&E.
9 total posts, account created in 2015, only posting controversial stuff between years-long absences. Most recently to post a screed about liberal plots to persecute Trump. I’m mildly surprised the account isn’t private.
And like the dipshit I am I fed the trock. Just a tiny bit but still. I should know better.
I just read those posts. The options are either “deliberate troll Gish galloping their way across the board” or “brainwashed cultist Gish galloping their way across the board”. Either way, I suspect they will not last long.
I genuinely misread this as you having a sock named “klaxon” and my first thought was “Wow, I wouldn’t have just admitted it like that!” 
“Klaxon, whacks off!”
Cjackson is back, son.
In one of his most recent threads before today he was fantasizing about how much he would like to hurt the children of rich people. In his new “collapse of civilization” thread in IMHO (originally in FQ) he’s complaining about the moral bankruptcy of bodyguards who protect rich people.
Oh yeah, they were responsible for this shit.
And this shit.
And this shit.
Most likely a troll, yeah.
I’m surprised they weren’t banned for their earlier oeuvre.