Maybe they wanted to avoid the scene being interpreted as hot and sexy? (Just in case fucking someone whose head you just twisted around 180 degrees didn’t fully send that message.) Anyway, a WTF scene in so many ways. Did Bill attack her sexually because he knew that was the only way she would submit to his violence? Or is he just meant to be descending into animalistic, violent vampire nature? The gulf between humans and vampires was certainly a theme.
Speaking of weird sex scenes, Franklin and Tara were pretty disturbing too. I couldn’t understand his response to her “What just happened.” The first four times I replayed it, it still sounded like, “You lost yourself to the forehead . . . mumble mumble most vampires.” I guess, having used headphones now, it was the void, not the forehead, and he said he’d like to claim it was a personal gift, but most vampires can eventually do the same thing. Hey, remember season 1, when Tara had some demons, but was mostly practical and smart, and didn’t take shit from anyone? I miss that.
John Mace, I think Sam’s dad was just supposed to be a gross trashy person sitting around in his underwear watching TV and drinking. He wasn’t actually sitting in contact with the brother. I think the appearance of wood was due to them trying to have him in saggy, ratty underwear (audience says “Ew,” gets the point of how icky these folks are, keeps watching) without showing the detailed outline of his junk (audience turns off TV, applies bleach to eyes, vows never to watch HBO again). So there was some padding in the front which made it look . . . weird.
I think my favorite part of this episode was Hoyt. He’s got the “big dumb guy” role, but they’re actually showing him to be pretty with it, especially now that he’s out from under his mother’s thumb. When Jason was all, “Who would you rather have patrolling the streets, Andy or me?” Hoyt kept responding in a way that I think he was thinking, “Yeah, Andy is a lot more competent than you,” and Jason spared him having to fudge by assuming he was agreeing. And then of course them going over the quiz online. Hoyt is awesome.
Winning line of the night though goes to Lafayette (no surprise).
Jason: Sorry, I got a lot on my mind.
Lafayette: That must feel new.