And the poor sap didn’t even have the presence of mind to brazen it out?! I personally would have said “And ladies, there’s plenty of me to go around! Now that Kim’s gone, I have an opening on my week-end schedule that needs filling.”
I wonder how he explained his weekend jaunts to his wife?
And what was he thinking? At some point, he was going to get caught… admittedly, you don’t fault him for not anticipating a radio prank… but this is a huge danger of cheating: even the most routine questions and situations have the potential to blow up in your face.
Not to mention the fact that you’re a dick for doing it.