Oh! Well in that case, whom do I inform about my sabbatical, which began today? 
A true judge won’t render his verdict until he’s performed a visual, tactile, and… uh, lingual(?) test. So bring ALL yer tips 'round (and yer round tips 
) at the soonest opportunity.
oooh, golly…
Is it warm in here or is it just you?
[sub]Nevermind, it’s DEFINITELY you.
I honestly don’t understand what that silly movie was talking about. This is sooo much better than any ol’ baked confection. [/sub]
Cyn----I’ts more than a name, it’s a philosophy. This from a former good-Catholic-girl and no, that’s not an oxymoron.
(You can turn it up to 7, and if it hurts, you can ease up on me a bit)
So, tell me more about how you goto to be a “former” good-girl. That sounds interesting.
Count me in as well, I’ll take all the help I can get.
No, dear. I’m the only one who gets to treat lurker like a CPR dummy… (And boy, is he good at that mouth to mouth! ) But you can still use him as a flirt partner.
Either that, or I’ll bring Scralden down when he comes to visit/moves/whatever and you can use him for a “practice partner” while I use lurker… 
[sub]Doncha just love how I lend out my friends? :)[/sub]
Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!
It took me 2 1/2 hours from work this afternoon to try to catch up from the morning! Your professorship is greatly appreciated!
And try to go with the “A” stuff… This is supposed to be a “classier” class!
(And the work is looking really good so far, too! Honor to have you aboard! )
You inform me, but I don’t know if I like the idea of this… Losing one of my best instructors. There better be a good reason. Let’s take this to my office and discuss it…
walks into the office, closing the soundproof door behind them
So which test is first? I’m ready to begin.
[sub]Even have my number 2 pencil [/sub]
Now that earns you a blush from the teacher.
::innocently:: lurkernomore?
I know you TP, I’m your friend, confidant, acolyte,
I know I’m able flirt with you.
Could I borrow a Teaching Assistant or two to practice on?
Well, how would you like to take this class? We have lots of different methods going on… Some people just listening in and taking notes, some that want more of a critique and correction, some that want to do just the labwork, some that want tips and pointers… Tell me what you want, and I’ll do my best to provide it.
Your office, eh? Well all righty, it’s the least I can do…
[Steps inside…]
[Muffled cries ensue. One clear voice is heard…]
“But you can’t DO that to me! I’m TENURED! I’ll have the union on your ass soooooo fast… What’s that? Oh. You WANT the union on your ass? Did you know I represent the union? Oh… Oh, you did. I see.”
[Muffled cries continue… for a nice, long time. Then the getting-on-the-ass happens.]
But I’m still on sabbatical!
Now you know I don’t kiss and tell…
Or tell after that, either!
Of course… hardygrrl, m’dear… Can you take this young man in hand and show him the ropes? (He likes that sort of thing. )
I knew with the two of you in the same office the soundproof door just wouldn’t hold up.
To you both, I salute you. What with will be left as a exercise for the rest of the class.
I was thinking of a sort of remedial critique and correction, leading to eventual witty repartee.
comes out of the office, tucking her shirt in with a satisfied smile on her face
We’ll discuss that at the next meeting.
::walks in reading class schedule::
Hi, I’m looking for RL Flirting 101: Tongue-tied to Tongue-wrestling in 12 Easy Steps…is this, um, the right class?
Very easy to do.
Let’s start with the regular scenario.
I just got my new pussy snorkel in the mail, and I can’t wait to try it out!
And your response…
“Oo! Oo! Teacher!” Verrain waves his hand in the air “Pick me next! Pick me next!”
This is not my proudest moment but sometimes the direct route is best.
Hey, TP, Now I want a sabbatical. Care to “discuss” my chances?