I’ve been learning by lecture and feel ready for a lab practical.
But how to start?
IRL, I would gaze softly upon the object of my desire and say “hi”, while doing the glance up into his face, then glance down (who really knows where?) then back up to his face and give the tiniest smile…
Where do I sign up, teacher? 
TruePisces
Great thread! I am LMAO at a lot of the craziness that is going on in here. I still have a lot to read yet.
I would say: “A true captain would not hesitate to go down with his vessel, and would have no need of, or desire for, a pussy snorkel. Ahoy, mate 
(winks at Pisces) All aboard!”
How was that one, True Pisces?
I better go through these one at a time so I don’t miss anything… sigh The things I miss when I have to do work IRL…
Just make sure you’re back for another “planning session” tonight…
[sub]Sleep? Who needs sleep?[/sub]
Heck, hon, I can’t keep up with the flurry of messages here, and I teach the damn class! Yesterday, I spent all afternoon here, trying to keep up. Which meant that the packing I’d meant to do for my move didn’t exactly get done. (Thankfully, it’s not yet an immediate thing) So just do as I do, jump in and answer whatever you feel like.
As far as being out of your league, there are people of all flirting abilities and experience in here. There is no “league”. If you really want to learn how to flirt OL, stick around, ask for advice, watch the interaction, scribble notes like moi is doing… But you can learn a thing or two here…
lurker darling, I didn’t say teach, I said she could practice with you. I’ll be there to give pointers!
Shush, Chief, he didn’t fail his exam. He just placed back in the beginners class.
So let’s try again. Read what’s been posted already to get a feel for things… You made that comment. My next comment is
Oh, is that so you can walk here to give it a test?
And you say…
The Symposium has an open door policy, so I can flirt with whichever waitress draws the short straw and has to put up with us Saturday!
First tip, pop in anyway. You wouldn’t believe how many threads I’ve just said “I’m here, waiting for someone to get free.” in and ended up flirting with a couple different guys. If you’re out there lurking in the thread, there’s a bet that there’s a bunch of others out there doing the same thing. You popping in and putting your two pennies in just might get someone else to do the same… And there’s your flirt partner!
Well, why don’t you be the judge of that???
[sub]First part gets full marks[/sub]
What if I moved it from my hand to some place a little… warmer?
[sub]Second part gets full marks[/sub]
Full marks all the way around. Seems like the only thing you need is a little more practice… So practice away!
So are you wanting RL pointers or OL pointers? Tell me where you need some guidance, and I’ll make sure you get whatever help that can be provided (as well as all the flirt practice partners you can imagine, at least OL!)
Damn you, Bill! Do it to me every time… Throwing classes that I can’t attend. Never decide to co-teach one with me here in FL…
I expect notes from all attendees and a thorough demonstration here when you get back.
Got to make sure that my professors are doing a thorough job in their Symposiums, after all!
I’d offer to take you to the lab, but I don’t think I’m quite the right gender for that…
Ok, guys. UncleBill? dublos? Chief? We’ve got a lady in waiting here… Bring her to the lab!
Would anyone mind if I just had someone videotape or audiotape the classes? I can’t make any of them, but I still want to receive credit when I transfer out of state.
Thanks!
Great. Now I'm like the dummy in CPR class.....Why, thank you! I really did start this thread to be more than just a “let’s everybody flirt/orgy” thread… I’m glad that at least some pearls of wisdom have come across… And glad to see you made it over!
Full marks! Just in need of a little more lab practice…
Go down with or go down ON?
You can video and audio tape the class, sure, but since it’s an online class, there is no transferring.
Besides, you’re supposed to be one of the instructors*
*Any guy that has successfully flirted with me in any thread automatically gets promoted to Instructor, 'cause I know you don’t need instruction!
Well, I would prefer you lying down… but I hope you move a little more than the dummy does.
The dummy can’t flip me over…
Hey, TP? Would that be the part of the “practice” where I’d walk out the door?
I mean…I don’t think you’d like me treating lurker like a CPR dummy…
Now considering who’s going to be giving mouth to mouth, or mouth to other parts during this class, are you really complaining about being the class dummy, or just commenting on it?
I can think of a few time I’d have traded places with RecessiAnnie.
-Doug
TruePisces,
I’ll help you out with the womenfolk, you seem to have your hands full with the guys. You want the corny stuff or the “A” material?
Corny:
“Hi Cyn! Why don’t you sit here on my lap and we’ll “talk” about the first thing that pops up!”
The “A” stuff takes a lot longer. Let’s try some “B” material.
::Sets flirtometer™ to 6::
"Hi. So your name is Cyn? Are you Cynical…or is it just a delightful play on words? )