AHEM!
I would like to remind the instructors and students that this is a Flirting Workshop. The operative word being flirting.
[This also is a public message board and there are minors posting. Take it to email, boys and girls. Please. My daughter reads this board.]
::lies back,panting,sweating,totally spent::
You win this round Bill…
Do you need anything for the scratch marks?
I have the Neosporin right here.
What with the cruddy modem speed and all… Shall we follow AR’s advice (I DO recall another thread…) and go to e-mail?
::In an entirely not bitter tone of voice::
Since Hardygrrl and UncleBill are off
doing things which I won’t detail as per the request of
Arden Ranger 
Where do I file for a replacement Prof? (unless
Hg and UB…? No nevermind, let me get
the basics down first. )
Who do I have to nail to get a decent education around here!? Oh, wait, that’s TruePisces, and my passing
this course was a pre-req for the harem application…
Catch-22
(forlornly)
I’ve just got to pass this course… isn’t there
anything I could do…?
(/forlornly)
Scralden, our dean will be back tomorrow. We apologize for any inconvience or um… strain you may experience and assure you it will be made up to you at TP’s earliest availability.
Your patience and understanding are to be commended.
wanders around
Well, seeing as my prof left as well…
Hey Scralden? How YOU doin?
I’m… I’m… It’s late, I think I’m going to go catch up
on my reading… Maybe do some of that independent
study…
Maybe we could get together for a group project tomorrow?
walks out of her office, tucking in her shirt, throwing a knowing smile at LindyHopper
Now you know what “that” is for, I trust? We’ll have to set up another lab session soon. You’re doing very well, but I think you can still use some practice.
she glances at the main teaching room, seeing the carnage of what she’d missed in the last 24 hours
sigh
Ok, boys and girls, this is a flirt Academy. While flirting might often turn into more, this is the place to learn how to flirt, not how to… umm… you know! The innuendos are great… that’s often an important part of flirting. But getting explicit in here is definitely not what I had in mind. And professors, remember the students are our first priority. Always. So keep that in mind and go on with the wonderful work you’ve been doing.
And, Arden, thank you for keeping things in order while I was gone…
Now, let me see how much of my backlog I can get cleared up here. Sad to say, but I am going to have to cut down on my one-on-one sessions. As the Dean of the Academy, I do have other responsibilities that are not being met. So, at this time, I am not taking on any new students for one-on-one instruction. But the other professors are here and more than happy to teach you what you need to know. Lectures will still be given by me from time to time. All are welcome to attend.
moi, you’re doing great! The flirting technique looks wonderful! And you’ve got one of my best profs there, too!
Robot Arm - Ok, I think we need to start back at the beginning. Your flirting does need a little work. You seem to be having a tougher time with the innuendo end of flirting. How about the compliment side? Let’s try it from that angle. You’re at a party and meet a woman you find very attractive. What do you say to her?
TPWombat - I still like the pussy snorkel better. But if you feel you must use it, I’d go with “When you get to know her better” (along with “Hope she likes pain!”)
Scralden - Hon, I’m assigning you to Falcon - while not an instructor (yet), I’m sure you both can learn a lot from each other.
(Oh, and by the way, you’ve passed… You’re part of my harem! :D. I’ll add you in momentarily. You just need to work it out with the other four who “visits” when. )
OK.
This is the flirting workshop.
Can you point me to the fucking workshop or the mindless hot monkey sex seminar?
Oh, oral exams are my favorite as well. I just like to make sure I’m ready for anything.
Well, I have been told that a time or two…
I think a little something extra can be arranged…
I think you may just get one of the highest final grades ever given by this Academy. I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much extra credit. Let’s go in my office so we can go over your work…
retreats back to her office, followed closely by Tygr. The door closes and the lock snaps shut audibly
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Three doors down on your right.
I’ll be there giving some oral exams later tonight.
Oh, I just noticed. You’ll pay for that little addition to your sig, woman…
Promises, promises…
I’ll believe it when I see it.
Did you say “peek” or “peak” ? Why, sir, I hardly know you!
:stumbling out of TP’s office, trying to get out of the way of her and Tygr:
Whew! Um…I’m exhausted.
:looks down:
Oops.
:buckles belt:
Well, thanks, TP! Let me know when you’re up for a rematch. You win…for now! Mwahahahahaha!
:Collapses into a beanbag chair:
Wanders out of his office to the kitchenette, grabs a cold mountain dew and pours some coffee
Hey, did anyone notice the nice bathrooms they added to the offices? I thought the oversized shower enclosure with all those interesting fixtures and movable seats was great till I saw the bathtub built for 4.
Hands Moi her coffee, eyes lingering on her smile. Winks
TruePisces, another graduate with honors here, and a strong recommendation that she be admitted for post-graduate studies if she chooses to apply for them.
Looks around the waiting area… Any open questions that haven’t been addressed or other students in need of some lab work?
-Doug
Okay, why is it that I get assigned to someone, and then they don’t post all day!
pouts Hrmpf.
::Tygr pushes the door to his office closed. He leaps onto his desk and begins doing…
The World’s Biggest Happy Dance! 
:D[sub]Sorry, ChiefScott![/sub]
After several minutes he remembers that his office door is 90% window. He slowly turns to look at the gawping faces of his office mates. He gingerly climbs down off his monitor and begins to gather the strewn papers off the floor and pile them back on his desk.::
Honestly. I might as well tell my boss to let me go home. I’m gonna get no work done here today.
…and I also just remembered that Polycarp works here with me. :eek::o
[sub]Now, shall we back away from the real world? Let’s shall. I’m finding what’s happening in the virtual one MUCH more interesting…[/sub]
'Cause the poor dear isn’t like the rest of us… He doesn’t have computer access because he has a job where he works with his hands all day…
You can thank me later, Falcon!
dublos - From what I saw, I have to agree. She can study under you for the duration of her courses.
Teach her well.
Tygr - blush
LindyHopper - Rematch it is.
[sub]Back to work in the real world. sigh Please, please let me get a job in NY that won’t be so mind numbing![/sub]
I’ll admit it’s not my strong suit, but in real life, never has a woman told me how eagerly she was awaiting the delivery of her erotic diving equipment.
I don’t have a standard approach. I would look for something spcific to talk about (at a concert I might try to talk about music, for example), but frequently I don’t come up with anything.