Pulls on leather gauntlet, looks around for jesses and hood. Digs into drawer for handy dandy lure.
Did someone say there was a falcon lose in the waiting room?
*looks around, doesn’t see any birds, but there is this exquisitly attractive lady sitting there. Hmmmmm… *
Excuse me, are you waiting for someone?
-Doug
I was, but they seem to be otherwise occupied, kind sir.
Do you think you can…help me? looks up at dublos through her lashes
(TP - Hey, I gotta keep in practice!) 
[gratuitous bitch]
Damn, I’m glad I quit.
[/gratuitous bitch]
Mmmm… I would certainly be happy to try. You must be here for a post graduate refresher course?
Offers Falcon a hand
Would you feel more comfortable in the class room, or would you like to work together in my office?
accepts dublos’s hand and stands up, smoothing her skirt
Why yes, I’m back for my 6-month refresher course…do you think you can test me to see if I’m still…qualified?
And your office would be fine, kind sir.
blushes slightly and smiles
*reviews earlier threads… *
But you’re so good at it. I respect your decision to decist, but I will admit some disappointment to have missed out. Ahhh… such is life and this provides yet another reason that they keep old threads around.
And have I ever mentioned how fetching you look in your people pages image? I’ve always had a thing for dark haired women in white blouses… Mmmmmmm.
-Doug
::Looks around Ms. Pisces orifice. Wait! I meant OFFICE! oooohdarnitdarnitdarnit
Pull yourself together, man! It’s final exam time - just what you’ve been working towards. Now, straighten your tie, blow your nose, and keep a stiff upper lip!
[sub]- Yes, right… Stiffen your tie, straighten your nose, and blow your lipper up. Ohhhh, WHERE did I set my drink?[/sub]
ahem. Sorry, that wasn’t too auspcious a beginning. ahem. Do I seem nervous to you? <Downs his drink in one gulp.> ahem.
Right… <Steadies his breathing.>
Madame Instructor, I must ask: did you get your design ideas from Callahan’s Lady ? Oh, she got her ideas from YOU. I knew you reminded me of someone…
Of course, no-one truly compares to you, but Lady Sally does seem to most closely approach your level of class, taste, and refinement mixed with a generous streak of healthy libido. Exactly my favorite… ah, cocktail. Care if I take a …sip?
Ahhh, sweet, tangy, and spicy all in one - just as I knew it would be.
No, of course I don’t mind loosening my tie…
That’s a great collection of books. I’ve no idea why you need them… oh, wait. You wrote them. Yes, I thought I recognized your style in the Kama Sutra. Oh, and “de Sade” is another pseudonym? How interesting…
Hmm? Yes, that does look like a comfortable sofa. What are you… oh, it expands.
Whoa, okay, you DO have a decent… ah, grasp of the situation.
[/QUOTE]
Okay, I’m stopping there before ArdenRanger files a complaint. Apologies, Arden if I stepped past the line. Mea culpa on the grounds that it’s my first time.
Kisses the palm of Falcon’s hand and leads her to my office.
So, where shall we begin?
Leads Falcon to a couch and eases down beside her, sliding an arm around her shoulders
-Doug
relaxes agaist dublos’s shoulder
Well, you’re the instructor…I wouldn’t want to intrude on whatever lesson plans you have.
And moi was right…this IS a lovely office. And this couch is so comfortable…
snuggles closer, turning her head to look at him
running a finger along Falcon’s jawline
Well, we seem to be progressing along quite nicely without having to consult my sylabus, so I think we may as well continue as we’ve begun.
Turning to plant a soft warm kiss on Falcon’s lips.
Feel free to direct to any areas you feel need a little more polishing, but I find your skills to be excellent.
::examines syllabus::
Hey, shouldn’t someone be teaching me how, once I start talking to the girl IRL, to put “the moves” on her? You know, getting the digits, a good night kiss, a warm bed for the night? Don’t worry, I’ll wait. 
::wipes off a seat, throws napkin against a wall, where it hits with a soft ‘plop’::
::sits and waits::
Hey, Audrey while I’m waiting, can we go over that excitation, er, relaxation therapy again?
deepens kiss, moving to sit on dublos’s lap
Thank you…but I think we should test everything, don’t you? blushes After all, I’m suddenly feeling shy again…
rests head on dublos’s shoulder
easing us both into a reclining position on the couch
well, if we’re going to be go for a full test, we may have to take this to e-mail, or if you wish to wait till I get home from work, ICQ.
There is of course no rush. Kissing is definitely an activity that should not be rushed past to get to other intimate enjoyments.
Kissing Falcon deeply, then allowing my lips to take a tour of her neck,ears, eyelids, forehead, nose and back to her lips again.
smiles My ICQ is at your disposal, kind sir.
And I agree that kissing shouldn’t be rushed. There’s a lot to be said for just a “simple” kiss.
leans over and trails her lips down dublos’s face, then kisses him deeply
Oh, the frustrations of working for a living… that lottery must pay out someday. I’ll be counting the minutes till I’m able to get home and start ICQ. till then my dear…
sighs in contentment and wraps arms more tightly around Falcon’s waist and continues kissing
-Doug
::Scralden wanders in carrying acolytes robes in a dry-
cleaning bag slung over his shoulder::
Sorry Falcon, I’m just here for the night school 
Thanks for the pass True but I wanted to get
through the traditional way; not by sleeping with the Dean,
but through the honest hard work, long hours, and
personal self-sacrifice involved with fucking most of
my Profs, tutors, and the rest of the faculty.
Now as I said. ahem
(forlornly)
I’ve just got to pass this course… isn’t there
anything I could do…?
:: pulls off his shirt and uses it to brush a tear
away from the corner of his eye ::
::waits::
ah to hell with it!
::sits on a desk- leaning against the wall, and
begins reading a very dog-eared copy of DeathKiller::
stumbles out of his office to the refrigerator, gulps ice water, glances around
Scralden, Dude!
How can you expect to pass the class if you’re not keeping up with your reading assignments.
Wanders over to the book shelf
Here you go… Start with Lady Chatterly’s lover and tell the first lady instructor that comes by that I said to quiz you on the first three chapters.
pours a couple glasses of ice water and wanders back into my office
-Doug
My deepest apologies to Scralden.
Seems like UncleBill and I can’t be in the same thread w/o things going overboard.
::walks over to Scralden,head bowed.Looks up through her eyelashes::
Sweetie, is there anything I can do to make this up to you and make YOU feel better?
::puts hands on Scralden’s face and pulls him in for a kiss::
Oh, certainly! After all, I make it a point to give my students as much of my atttention as they need…
You know, studies on these relaxation techniques concluded that feelings of relaxation were enhanced and prolonged when test subjects maintained close physical contact with another during their sessions.
Now then. Why don’t you come over here and sit on the soft, plush carpet with me? Let’s find out if our experience will support those findings.
walks out of his office carrying two trays with the remnants of breakfast/lunch
TruePisces, well, Falcon’s completed her post graduate work with flying colors. I think we need to add another instructor’s office.
grabs cleaning implements and wanders back to his office