TruePisces' Flirting Workshop - Come One, Come All

[TruePisces]

*Originally posted by Robot Arm *
She was not being rude. She genuinely did not realize I was asking her for a date. And she was never quite that dense when other guys asked yer out, in fact, last I heard she was married. I think it’s just an example (admittedly, my most extreme one) of my ability to operate under everyone’s radar, so to speak.

You know the read better than I do… but I just can’t understand how anyone would not realize it was a date from the situation you described. Wish I had more advice than what dublos has already given… Let me continue to think about it.

[TruePisces]

*Originally posted by Tygr *
**::As he is rounding the corner at the end of the hall, Tygr hears the sweet sound of TruePisces’s voice calling after him. He smiles inwardly and turns back towards her office. He sees her there, leaning back against the door frame in her bare feetsub[/sub], looking stunning even after just awakening. The slit in the side of her night gown reveals a jaw-dropping glimpse of her upper thigh. He gasps and tries not to gape like a teenager.::

“Yes?” **

::Watching her student stride back toward her convinced TruePisces that she had made the correct decision. Now she only hoped it was something he would go for.::

“I’m sorry I didn’t catch you before you saw the grades. I have a unique opportunity for you that I wanted to discuss. It’s something that involves working very closely with me. You’re final exam impressed me beyond measure. It isn’t every day that one of my students causes me to blush as you did. So that’s why I thought you would be perfect for this position. It is a reflection on your work here, but not to the negative. The only problem is, I won’t be able to graduate you now if I give you this position. Why don’t you come in my office and we can discuss this a little further?”

::TruePisces steps back to allow Tygr to enter her office. The choice is his.::

[Tygr]

…when attempting to converse with beautiful women in their nightclothes:

Originally posted by TruePisces (the way it sounded to Tygr)
[sub]“I’m sorry I didn’t catch you before you saw the grades. I have a[/sub]** unique opportunity **[sub] for you that I wanted to discuss. It’s something that involves [/sub]**working very closely with me. [sub]You’re final exam impressed me beyond measure. It isn’t every day that one of my students causes me to blush as you did. So that’s why I thought[/sub] you would be perfect for this position. [sub]It is a reflection on your work here, but not to the negative. The only problem is, I won’t be able to graduate you now if I give you this position. [/sub] Why don’t you come in my **[sub]office and we can discuss this a little further?”

::TruePisces steps back to [/sub]** allow Tygr to enter her **[sub]office.[/sup][/sub]

My dear Professor, I’m sure you have gleaned from our study sessions that I am always interested in trying new positions.

The choice is his.

Tygr may be lacking wisdom, but he is far from foolish.

::Tygr straightens his tie and steps past his instructor. As he does he feels the brush of her through his university blazer. He hears the door click. He hears the lock turn…::

[hardygrrl]

::hardygrrl strolls into classroom-dressed all in black holding a pair of handcuffs::

Anyone interested in some advanced placement classes?

::pulls riding crop out from behind her back::

Who’s a bad flirter?

[Verrain]

*Originally posted by hardygrrl *
**::hardygrrl strolls into classroom-dressed all in black holding a pair of handcuffs::

Anyone interested in some advanced placement classes?

::pulls riding crop out from behind her back::

Who’s a bad flirter? **

Oh, I’m a bad, bad flirter, always looking for a little instruction.

[hardygrrl]

::grabs Verrain’s wrist-hooks handcuff to it and roughly pulls him towards her office::

Lesson one-You do whatever I say.

::gently smacks him on the thigh with the riding crop for emphasis::

Let’s see what you’re made of…

[Verrain]

I think you’ll find me a hardy boy, professor.

[hardygrrl]

But I’m looking for a hardy MAN or Jeff Hardy whover comes first

::drags him into office and closes door-a muffled "on your knees NOW can be heard::

[Verrain]

Which is followed by the sound of knees hitting floor.

[hardygrrl]

And is followed by the sound of rustling clothing and licking noises.

[Verrain]

Soon, quiet moans building in strength start wafting down the halls of the Flirting Academy.

[hardygrrl]

Followed by…

::double clicking noise::

But I’m the professor…

So you handcuffed me to my desk…

What do you do now?

[Verrain]

“Well,” ::Verrain flashes a grin:: “I always finish what I start.” The moans continue, building to gasps and whines.

[Gozu_Tashoya]

My my, among other things, this thread’s getting pretty long.

So, seeing as how “the approach” is in the process of getting documented, how does one go about bumping things up a notch to “the move”? You know, moving up to the “real” flirting?

[hardygrrl]

::hardygrrl’s office door opens a crack and she sticks her head out,red hair in disarray::

Can someone bring up a can of Reddi Whip,a bottle of baby oil and a shower curtain?

I’m going to live up to my username and wrestle Verrain here into submission

Thank you!

::a hand lands of hardygrrl’s shoulder and pulls her back into the office. The door is kicked closed::

[Verrain]

A couple hours later a delivery guy comes up to the office door. Unconcerned by the groaning and banging sounds from within, he knocks on the door and a wild haired Verrain, glistening with sweat and oil. “Yes.”

“Your chinese food and uh, medical supplies.” He winks handing over two bags. A well formed leg appears and Verrain starts taking money out of the garter belt she wears. “Keep the change.” Verrain calls out as he is pulled back inside and that leg kicks the door shut.

The guy walks off. “I love this route.”

[hardygrrl]

::hardygrrl struts out of office::

Verrain-consider that an A+

Now I thought I had another student lined up…

[ChiefScott]

This thread’s still kicking?!

[TruePisces]

*Originally posted by ChiefScott *
**This thread’s still kicking?! **

Of course it is. There are always new students in need of tutoring in the ways of the flirt. Why? Are you in need of a refresher course?!

[ChiefScott]

Naw. I just figured you and the gals would have done everyone by now…