The triple doesn’t work but, the double double does.
Today is my sobriety birthday
Not-So-Merry Christmas
or
Not-So-Merry Christmas
My cat clogged the toilet
What do you call your friends’ parents?
CUNT!
Deck the halls with melancholy
HEY!! I think that there is bramdy in this egg nog
I don’t know why but this makes me laugh…
Also,
Rumors of my death were an exagerration
I Am Evil E-V-I-L
OK so now i’m 20 ! Now what?
Making up baby names
What would your custom T-shirt have on it?
Extra Teeth
Lame Joke Thread
What’s the most annoying thing someone can do on a message board?
Your Worst.Christmas.EVAR!
Nixon’s “Madman” nuclear strategy…
What does one long fingernail mean?
Flame Throwers
Sorry btw if any of these have already been done
Merry Christmas! Whatja get?
R-R-R-R! Power Tools and the Big “O”
One person won the $315, 000, 000.00 Powerball.
Well, I earned my pennies today
In the pit:
Why are you taunting me young pup?
Here’s my answer to you MeanOldLady.
Deck the halls with melancholy
I got a puppy! I got a puppy for Xmas!!!
In MPSIMS:
R-R-R-R! Power Tools and the Big “O”
Making up baby names
Right now- MPSIMS
Circumcision- man this is funny
Swedish Dopers: Anyone Torch the Christmas Ram this year?
A clone is born
It’s a boy!!
Not disturbing, but I like it.
In MPSIMS
New Years Resolutions.
First Line of a New Novel.
It isn’t mundane to ME (we’re having a baby! Today!)
A clone is born
From IMHO:
Strange family etiquette question
Breastfeeding play
I can’t resist, right now in MPSIMS:
Popups you love
Honeys? I’m Home!
Calling All SDMB Cooks: Your favorite, special recipes
Icy Knees
Icy Knees
New Year’s plans…
Merry Christmas! Whatja get?
Popups you love
Valentines Day Decorations already?!
Circumcision- man this is funny
Stupid White Men
with respect to rap music…
What is wrong with Roberto Begnini!?
Herb Ritts died!
Who has the most perfect breasts in Hollywood?
Your definition of circular reasoning?
What do you call your friends’ parents?
Favorite funny sounding words.
In Cafe Society.
Can someone tell me what ‘The Moon is a Harsh Mistress’ is about?
Stupid White Men
Uh… this one worries me! 
In MPSIMS:
Polycarp will be offline indefinitely
Return of the religious nutball
:eek:
