I just bought a bottle of Jack Daniel’s
Today is my sobriety birthday
I just bought a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Today is my Sobriety Birthday.
And for truly disturbing:
Deck the halls with melancholy
I miss AOL!
Your Most Insanely Amazing Bargain
I just bought a bottle of Jack Daniel’s
What is it with Cecil Adams?
Who has the most perfect breasts in Hollywood?
PIT:
Will Somebody Please Stop the Farting?
Who the FUCK gives these people a license…OH WAIT, its Mexico!
Oh look, a Bible. sigh Thanks Mom.
Cunt!
What can you do with 40lbs of lard?
I have developed super-powers
How do you like your silicone breasts?
What can you do withe 40lbs. of lard?
Seen and raised - :D:D:D:D
Thanks Polycarp – you got me laughing out loud at my computer!
Oh, and while we’re doing this:
MPSIMS
Hold onto your butts - we’re goin’ to war!
18, now what?
Although they should be reversed for a better effect.
From Comments on Staff Reports:
Ouija board, please explain this?
Does the smell of squished cockroach attract other roaches?
From Cafe Society, one that I suspect will be all-too-accurate:
Movies that insult your intelligence.
Final Destination 2
From Comments on Cecil’s Columns
What do Scotsmenwear under their kilts:additional comment
Elvis has left the building
From In My Humble Opinion:
What’s the first thing you notice about someone?
Who has the most perfect breasts in Hollywood?
From the BBQ Pit:
Hey Kids! Jack Chick Comix! #1 in a series: Collect them all! - “Wordless Gospel”
Some people should not be allowed to teach!!
I just walked in on my parents.
OMFG! It’s Benny Hill!
I just walked in on my parents.
Hold on to your butts!! We’re going to war!!
Share surprising secrets about your industry!
Jerking off for $500 a pop!
Currently in the Pit:
You’re a virgin.
I’m a superhero!
New Jersey, New Jersey, New Jersey
Truly Disturbing Sequential Threads