Truly disturbing sequential threads

Ask the Professional Belly Dancer
How Should I Freak Out My Landlord?

Also in the Pit

How Bush is going to fix the economy
Fcing fair weather friends

no *s in the pit, which this isn’t

How do you get a girl not to like you?
Jerking off for $500 a pop!

I’m a superhero!!!
You’re a virgin!

A clone is born!!! okay maybe not
Tuesday birthday…Ugh!

Damn your Blackeyes! I came to this forum and opened this thread expressly so I could post that!

Daniel

I have unlimited night and weekend minutes
I’ll bet Sydney Omarr didn’t see THAT coming…

Jerking off for $500 a pop!
Sweetened Condensed Milk! Why hath thou tortured me so?!?!

…Exquisite.

Soup Lovers!! Pity me!!
I hit myself in the face with a hammer (handle) today

I think this series is really nice. I especially like “Sticky” in light of what follows.

Sticky: Disclaimer (concerning real life meetings of members)

Jerking off for $500 a pop!

Who else made a weight loss resolution? Raise your hand!

1st Annual Virtual SDMB Covered Dish Supper !!!

How do you get a girl NOT to like you?

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done while bored?
“Artist” eats dead baby. No, really.I now see a use for a "barfing " smiley

My cat turns off the lights when I’m in the bathroom
I had my cat euthanised

:eek:

From the Pit, some time ago:

The Time Blackeyes Frowned; and What He Would Have Liked to Have Said.
Finally, a bigger penis!

Just for justhink
Pat Robertson’s spiritual extortion

Jesse Jackson, Clinton, Rainbow/Push and underage girls. Yikes
You’re a virgin!

Hell Yes, I had your car towed!
Don’t be such a Jerk, Ukulele Ike

fauxpas, I’m trying to help.
Some people should not be allowed to teach!!

Justhink unmasked
A Christmas visit from Uncle Fester

Aussie/ExPat dopers…need info on going down under
jarbaby must be horny as hell right now.

Al Sharpton for president!
A Strange Incident

Ask the Pro-Wrestler…
Does Disney have something against Mothers?

Ok, all you conure and other bird owners. . .
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done while bored?

The Bad Astronomer Cited as a Photo Credit for the Astronomy Picture of the Day
How do you get a girl NOT to like you?

Blockbuster employees (and ex-employees) of the SDMB, Unite!
1st Annual Virtual SDMB Covered Dish Supper !!!

Car Show!
Please drive carefully in the parking lot

Leonard Nimoy’s salute to Bilbo Baggins
Apology for a bigot

Serious topic…I need some advice
Dont cry for me, young dude snowboarder

The Name Game
Place name game

One night stands & a Big Penis
Hallucinations you’ve had

Time for another “Whatcha readin’?” thread.
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

“Christina Aguilera should wear pants once in a while.” I disagree.
Best John Madden quote

Earlier I saw this:
Anyone watching that new BBC America show, “What Not To Wear”?
“Christina Aguilera should wear pants once in a while.” I disagree.

Exhaustive, I know.

I guess we hang out with different girls. :slight_smile:

In MPSIMS:

Al Sharpton for president!
What’s in your zoo?

In MPSIMS

Jarbaby must be horny as hell right now.
Ok, all you conure and other bird owners. . .

Damnit, I came running in here to post one that had made me laugh out loud, and Mudshark beat me to it.

Sorry, it was too funny to pass up.

Can some recommend a good online college?
Coolest Places to Have Sex

Serious topic…I need some advice
I need to find a geezer, and FAST!!!