Trump and Melania test positive for COVID-19

This. Biden has to take the high road, but NOT suspend campaigning. Because this:

Trump and his people have stepped in it bigly. Just let them stomp around and get the shit all over themselves. Biden needs to stand back and not let any of it splash on him.

I don’t wish Hope Hicks any ill. I can’t say the same thing about the first family. It’d suit me fine if Don the Con is reduced to a quivering pile of jelly. My only wish from the powers that be is that Biden did not contract it.

The universe is vast and unknowable. I don’t know, for example, the odds that there is, birthed around a distant star, a race of shapeshifting lizard-people; nor do I know the odds that if there are lizard people, they’re capable of traveling the eerie distance from their planet to ours. I cannot begin to calculate the odds that they would be motivated to visit our world and impersonate the leader of the most powerful nation of hyoomans, in order to make a false claim about his susceptibility to disease.

I can, however, calculate the odds that Trump, having spent his whole life pretending to be strong when he was actually weak, has suddenly agreed to pretend he’s weak when he’s actually strong.

Those odds? WAY lower than the lizard-person hypothesis.

Well, as his doctor said, way back in 2016, he tests positive for everything.

Here’s the thing: an infected person tends to spread it either not all (most of them) or extremely efficiently (a superspreader). If three people positive odds are good several more in that circle are infected.

Quite a few in significantly high risk groups.

And who likely exposed others already who don’t bother to mask.

This may get really interesting.

To all those saying that he’ll have to go into quarantine, says who? If he says “It doesn’t matter because it’s all the Democrats’ fault, and it doesn’t exist anyway, and by the way, Mar a lardo is beautiful this time of year, great golf courses, and did you know that I invented golf? Everyone’s saying it. And so anyway, I don’t need to go into quarantine”, what can anyone do to force him to quarantine?

Who else has Hicks had close contact with other than on Air Force One?

Some news stories say the WH has already announced the cancellation of all public events. Can’t find more details.

Trump said it in his tweet.

Absolutely. Biden needs to respectfully send “thoughts and prayers”, and carry on.

This is not about “what if the tables were turned?”. Sure, we know the answer. If it was Biden who had COVID, the orange peril would be hopping around gleefully, and while forced by protocol to express some superficial sympathy, would use all possible dog-whistle techniques to imply that “Sleepy Joe” was so weak and sickly that he might not even survive into November. Because that’s just the kind of guy that Trump is, and always has been.

But that’s not what this is about. Biden has to carry on for the same reason that he went into this campaign in the first place: because the country desperately needs him. Because the country needs to be saved from the lawless criminal gang that is corrupting its very core. This election is not about differences in ideology, it’s about an existential threat to America.

Has Trump tried drinking bleach yet?

Thoughts & Prayers!!! WooHoooooooo!

Well. Now here’s some fist-thing-in-the-morning news. I haven’t yet read the thread, but I would like to see a few positive tests in a row in order to believe they’re positive. And if they are, and it’s a mild case, it’s just going to be fodder for his marks that there’s nothing to fear here.
As Bob Dylan sang: Even the President of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.

from post 94 by Wrenching_Spanners. Not a list of people Hope Hicks had contact with but a list of people Trump had contact with.

You should follow her on Twitter. Restores faith that not the entire governing classes have gone completely mad. (and I’m British too).

If this is Trump’s way of dropping out of the race while trying to save face, then let him.

This.

I read that the lecterns at the debate were only 3 meters apart. That’s worrying - and so foolish, in retrospect.

I don’t think it’s exactly fair to call her a back bencher. She’s a freshman Representative, elected 2 years ago, and nobody gets to wield real power in the House the instant you get elected. The Trumpers have been bleating about her since before she was sworn in, because I guess, she’s young, female, not-white, outspoken, and liberal.

This.

I didn’t hear about the situation until 30 minutes ago. Butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
My first thought was how he claimed to have taken hydroxychloroquine. Says who? And even if a doctor got up there and “verified” it, Trump has so much sway…well, you know, the House impeached but the Senate wouldn’t pull the trigger. You know he could get a doctor to back him up…and when you’re dealing with a pathological liar (20K as of July 13), you can’t ever drop your guard and assume what they’re saying is true. What effect will the assertion cause if people believe it? What’s the goal?

But if it is true, oh the irony! I’m waiting for him to say, “I have conditions that make me vulnerable.” No you don’t, Mr. President, we remember that excellent bill of health the doctor gave you. You’ll be fine!

Will deliveries of aquarium cleaner, Clorox, UV lights, etc. start showing up at the White House? “I have a good feeling about it,” and “What have you got to lose?” and “I’m sure it will go away by…the election” etc.