From one of the Trump threads,…
Well, several people took her up on that, so I thought it would make a good Thread Games thread. Take the last “headline”; envision how Trump would spin that to how the election was stolen from him; leave a new “Headline”.
I’ll start. Using ThelmaLou’s second headline,
“I love good food. And I know the greatest chefs. You know, I knew Paul Proudhome. Great guy. Great chef. Couldn’t make fried chicken, though. Even that Coronal from Kentucky made better chicken than him. He told me once that he invented the Big Mac, I thought it was him. Maybe it was that other guy from Louisiana. I don’t know Justin Wilson, but I guarantee he could make fried chicken. Both those guys were from Louisiana. Great state. Always had the greatest support for me. They love me down there. Don’t know anyone named Duke. I’ll bet they didn’t have any fake ballots down there. They see a Democrat, they run him out of town on a rail. Always been that way. They couldn’t steal the election from me!”
Headline: “Ted Cruz’s poodle, Schotzie, writes tell-all book”