Trump is dying

We have that already being discussed in a bunch of different threads, including at least one thread that’s solely about that purchase. Why would you mention it in this thread? To reply to a post from over a week ago?!

…How high and/or drunk are you, out of curiosity?

How high and/or drunk am I? Neither. I hadn’t seen it here, mmmkay? I also didn’t know about this until a couple days ago. Sorry.

Well, I get being excited about it. I think lots of us are, which is why it’s all over the board.

Here’s the dedicated thread just FYI:

“I have great news for the American people! The Prince of Nigeria personally reached out to your favorite President Donald J. Trump, and has promised to provide Billions of dollars in financial assistance to go toward our Great and Righteous battle against the Evil Iranian Empire. All I have to do is pay a few Hundred Million Dollars in administrative fees beforehand to get the ball rolling, and those Billions will soon be ours. Art of the Deal!”

FYI and anyone else who sees this. The new infowars logo has an onion in the middle of it. This will distinguish it from Alex Jones’ Infowars.

This happened today.

Trump was discussing the cleaning of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool at the Oval Office when his head seemingly dropped forward, eyes shut, and mouth sagging.

Even Fox News stated he was “babbling” at the same event.

Hope springs eternal

That sounds really bad. I would go to at least ‘Urgent Care’ if I did that. Rich guys like him probably should go right to the cardiologist.

I wonder how long they can keep up the charade he’s alive and compos mentis using an AI likeness that’s only seen via video, never in person.

You know that’s being planned for right now.

I’ve been thinking that for years. The fascists have their ideal “Big Brother” scenario. You just know the idea has crossed the mind of some people.

Reminds me of this guy: Abdelaziz Bouteflika - Wikipedia. He disappeared entirely from sight partway through a 4-year term as Supreme Leader allegedly due to a stroke. Then he was elected and served an entire subsequent 4 year term hidden from sight while his younger brother allegedly ran the government.

That didn’t even take AI. It just took control of the media and a willingness to squash any dissenting voices.

The speech follows no logical pattern.
Random sentences strung together.
…How can you tell any difference from last year?

Some people are saying it’s the Weave. Big, strong men are coming up to President Trump, with tears in their eyes, saying, “Sir, we’ve never seen anyone so masterfully control the Weave like that. Some say you’re the best Weaver in history, sir.”

I’m watching all of the vintage Mission Impossible episodes, all seven seasons. A large number of the plots are exactly that: the brother of the king, or the top general, kidnaps or drugs or covers up the death of the king (in some cases, an beloved religious leader, instead of the king). Hilarity ensues. Alas, that’s fiction.

Only long enough for JD Vance to leak it once he’s aware.

Which is to say, about a month or two…

Honestly, that was my reaction. I guess it’s the falling asleep part, because the verbiage seems like bog-standard Trump gibberish.

Theres also this non-fiction:

See also the 5 previous installments on this long-running case:

Famously, it’s real hard to get someone to acknowledge something when their job depends on them not acknowledgingit.

Lotta folks owe their jobs to His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj Ji. Lots more owed their jobs to Bouteflika.

And even more yet to fucking trump. He’s gonna be metaphorically propped up in his chair for long after his corpse is cold.

I wonder if somebody is assigned to stand behind him and grab him by the back of his shirt collar if it looks like he’s going to go totally face forward onto the table.


I guess they could always attach a bungee cord to a loop on the back of his suit and that would hold him upright if he starts to topple.

A head prop that attaches to a neck collar and is wedged into the chair next to his balls . . . hence the long ties!

If they thought they could pull it off, they’d embalm his corpse and prop it up at meetings and press conferences. And have people lean in and “listen to him”, then “repeat what he said”.

Weekend at Bernie’s: The Administration.