Just ask all the passengers to spit on your hands.
Offer him a chocolate-covered pretzel.
HANDWATCH '26
The back of his hand resembles a rhinoceros scrotum.
(Fun fact: a rhino has no scrotum, it’s just fun to say that.)
I think China may have tried to help. When Trump met President Xi, the meeting was held on a set of stairs. You can see a picture in this article:
For good measure, they had Trump greeted by a bunch of little girls when he got off the plane too. And they also just made a big arms deal with Iran.
I hope they made him walk up the stairs.
I saw a video of him walking down the stairs out of the plane. He was clearly concentrating on keeping his balance and he seemed to have a death grip on the handrail.
That’s just mean, to make him do that over and over, at his age and health level. He might fall and get hurt. They need to put a stairlift on that thing. Or an elevator. I picture something like this (go to 0.55):
I’m thinking something like a crane, like in this photo!
A trebuchet. Just fling him where he’s supposed to go.
Yeah, if you keep electing 70-plusers, “can quickly go up and down an airstair while looking elsewhere” is an unfair standard (since they mocked Biden for it, Donald can’t be seen avoiding it.)
Longer staircases, with missing steps and sharp edges! No banisters.
And crocodiles!
Like that scene in Moria, in The Fellowship of the Ring. 
I’m thinking stairs that suddenly move, like Hogwarts in the Harry Potter films.
We already have the suddenly-stopping escalator of near-death. Why reinvent the wheel?
Trump probably demands that the wheel be redesigned so it revolves around him, just like everything else.
Sounds like one of the Squid Games.
They call that the “Axle of Evil”.
No matter how much you oil it, it still makes annoying noises.