And what the hell is that poor bastard using for a heart, hmmm??
Ba-da-bing! 
I’ll be here all week.
Or maybe not.
He also has an incredible specimen for a brain.
Didn’t know he’d branched out from endocrinology…
I think you mean this from upthread:
Here comes
Weekend at Bernie’s
When what the country really needs is
Dave
Yeah, I noticed that phraseology, too. Oooo, he has actual physical functions.
He can recognize a horse! Wow,that’s really somthing.
As seen on his way to the golf course today;
Yep, he’s demonstrating physical function (sort of).
He’s very much giving a “Prince Philip on the way back from hospital” vibe with that facial expression.
Prince Philip looks 200x more alert than the dull expression on Trump’s mug. He looks like he’s in a triple cheezburger coma.
The BBC quotes him as saying "He also noted the president had “strong cardiac, pulmonary, neurological and overall physical function” and was “fully fit to carry out all duties of the commander-in-chief and head of state”.
Much as I like to diss the Trumpentwat, the word ‘strong’ is in the BBC quote, but not the ones mocking him for just HAVING a heartbeat. Which is correct?
The original ABC story left out the word “strong” - which in any case is a non-standard description applied by Trump’s chief medical fluffer.
Remember though that Trump, according to the AI-enhanced EKG* (
) has the heart of a 65-year-old man. We just don’t know what that man’s condition is, or if he’s even alive.
*Cardiologists around the world are laughing or shaking their heads in disgust at that test, which apparently comes out of a single published paper but has not been accepted as a valid means of clinical evaluation.
What the hell is an AI-enhanced EKG?
I’m sure this statement has nothing to do with Trump’s current health or his concern over any medical issues he may be facing.
It means an EKG/ECG whose results are evaluated by AI to predict problems.
Re: the drug that can bring people back from the dead. Pray he stages a demonstration on national TV. Naturally, with himself as the subject.
I think it’s one where ai adds an extra chamber to the heart.
“I have the best heart ever! Sleepy Joe and Barack HUSSEIN Obummer don’t have five chambers!”