Trump is dying

Now, if it selectively kills cancer cells in a petri dish, it is at least a great breakthrough for everyone suffering from petri dish cancer

I can’t trust anything Dr. Oz says; he also claimed that Trump told a joke.

JOH…

Behold, the healthiest president ever.

I am happy that he’s outside consuming all that fine particulate matter that my country is sending his way right now.

That pic was from 2022. On the plus side, he is golfing at Bedminster today.

Air Quality Unhealthy

One positive thing if year-round DST goes into effect: his term will be one hour short of four years. Inaugurated at 12 pm EST 1/20/25. out at 12 pm EDT 1/20/29.

Of course, if he figures it out, he’ll withdraw his support.

So in other words, he was 4 years younger in that picture.

Both Trump and Mitch McConnell are aging backwards.

It’s a MAHA miracle.

Fraud! Election interference! He’ll use it as an excuse for another four years, assuming he doesn’t make most of the world happy and pass on before then.