Trump is dying

Now, if it selectively kills cancer cells in a petri dish, it is at least a great breakthrough for everyone suffering from petri dish cancer

I can’t trust anything Dr. Oz says; he also claimed that Trump told a joke.

JOH…

Behold, the healthiest president ever.

I am happy that he’s outside consuming all that fine particulate matter that my country is sending his way right now.

That pic was from 2022. On the plus side, he is golfing at Bedminster today.

Air Quality Unhealthy

One positive thing if year-round DST goes into effect: his term will be one hour short of four years. Inaugurated at 12 pm EST 1/20/25. out at 12 pm EDT 1/20/29.

Of course, if he figures it out, he’ll withdraw his support.

So in other words, he was 4 years younger in that picture.

Both Trump and Mitch McConnell are aging backwards.

It’s a MAHA miracle.

Fraud! Election interference! He’ll use it as an excuse for another four years, assuming he doesn’t make most of the world happy and pass on before then.

So, is he still dying??? (There hasn’t been a post for a couple of days and I’m starting to worry…)

No sign that he’s turning into a literal god-emperor yet.

Leto II was competent and he actually cared about other people. No risk of Trump doing either.

I also don’t think Trump would partake of Spice unless it was maybe in a new “Diet Coke with Melange”.

Are you sure about that? The resemblance is uncanny.

I think that’s Steve Millet’s dad.

Ah, the man with very little grain.

That was a rye observation

He was probably a wheat supremacist

Stephen Miller, not Steve. The space cowboy/gangster of love/Maurice doesn’t deserve this kind of guilt by association.

Although, he did steal his most-famous song.