Trump is dying

Supposed support for this theory: JD Vance has NO event scheduled Saturday or Sunday (10-31 and 11-1).

But why would either of them have to be in Washington? It’s not as though either is making any decisions about where the bombs should drop (even though Donald would like everyone to believe he’s In Charge).

Jim Acosta had an interesting comment on that:

(My bolding.)

You are a sick guy. Reuters is terrible, by the way. Can you imagine? Look at this. Look at this guy. He’s way out of shape.

At some point upthread, someone mentioned that this is Trump projecting (at least WRT the “sick” comment), because that’s what he does. But, that “he’s way out of shape” comment seems like it’s maybe more related to Trump talking about guy’s asses (and shoulders and hands and feet) lately. He seems to be “examining” male bodies lately. There’s nothing wrong with thinking to yourself “That guy has a great ass”, the issue is when he talks about that insteadof whatever he’s there to talk about.

That second group will push hard for massive public memorials - gigantic, heroic, gold-plated statues, victory arches, and massive renaming of bridges and other public works (excepting sewage treatment plants and such).

If he croaks before his term ends, his D.C. enablers might soft-pedal memorials depending on what the midterms reveal about his popularity. A Trump Memorial Ballroom and Führer Bunker seems likely though.

Because of the famous Obama Situation Room photo from the bin Laden raid (which I can’t seem to link to).

Trump’s not allowed in the Situation Room anymore.

Thanks for the 6-month-old scoop!

(I’m just being snarky, I know you had a good point.)

:winking_face_with_tongue:

Yes, I want him to see them. But, of course he will say, and probably believe they where ‘rigged’.

I think at least some of his supporters are doing this :roll_eyes:


Was it in German?

I vaguely remember these two embassy workers from Iran responded to the demand to Trump’s tirade by joking that one lost the key to the strait and the other responding that it was underneath the flowerpot. It’s too bad it broke down negotiations but the diplomats’ humor was welcome for sure.

Where’s the strait jacket when you need it?

Strait jacket?

Or Straits jacket?

Either way you’re spending at least $75 for it at the merch table.

I don’t think Mr. Potato Head should be compared to Benedict Arnold. He is America’s Quisling.

  • Vidkun Quisling was a fascist, and founder of the fascist National Gathering Party. Trump is a fascist, and leader of the fascist MAGA movement.
  • Quisling served a hostile foreign master. Trump serves a hostile foreign master.
  • Quisling believed he’d done nothing wrong. Trump believes he’s done nothing wrong.

Quisling came to a bad end. Trump… The End Is Near.*

* I do not wish Trump to meet the same end. I want him locked up.

These days, the t-shirts are about that much at concerts around here. Jackets are like double that.

Let us not besmirch these fine musicians by suggesting the idea of their merchandise touching the sweaty Orange One.

I just thought the joke was going to be about losing the key to the strait jacket.

Then again the title of the song “Money for Nothing” by Dire Straits sounds like it could be one of Trump’s mottos.

I’m just waiting to play “86” be Green Day on a continuous loop.

“No One Mourns the Wicked”

I was thinking something a little more classic.

Well, sure, Donald would be very sensitive to any observations being made of his not-exactly-in-charge reality. He wants desperately to out-Obama Obama, of course.