And the winner is…María Corina Machado
A Venezuelan PRO -DEMOCRACY leader. Ha ha HA!!! Let the ketchup bottles fly and the coronary begin.
The thread the just keeps under-delivering. 
Within 5 years, 100%.
Within 3 years, 80-90%.
Within 2 years or less, 50+%.
I suspect that 1) he simply wants to launder money through a PAC and the PAC laws don’t take the 22nd Amendment into account, and 2) he thought he could push Melania into going full Lurleen Wallace, and it took her a bit to convince him that it ain’t gonna happen.
I have a feeling that Melania is the one person he can’t push around… without fearing for his personal safety. Those shoes. Ouch.
This kind of thought drives a lot of decision-making for Trump and others in his circle. Some of the decisions they make, which seem nonsensical at first, start to make sense when you look at it through the lens of, “How can I bilk people out of money and get away with it?”
This is deeply ingrained into all of their thinking and plans. Project 2025 is a product of the Heritage Foundation, which has deep ties to the classic American pyramid scheme, Amway. It’s all a grift.
Yes, but somehow Cthulhu never chooses to plant him…
Well, all you eager deathbed watchers must be disappointed.
Pres. Trump underwent a comprehensive medical examination today, entailing unspecified enhanced imaging studies, detailed laboratory testing and specialist evaluations by “leading academic and medical consultants”* - and his health is described as exceptional!
https://www.newsnationnow.com/politics/trump-physical-results-health/
Remarkably, results of all those imaging studies, lab work and specialist exams were received, compiled, studied and reported practically as soon as they were done - and the 79-year-old Trump is not only exceptional, he has the heart of a 65-year-old, really.
No mention in the latest memo of his frequent golf victories. Heads may roll over that omission.
*I would’ve thought that “academic” consultants were physicians working in academic positions. But since “medical” consultants were cited separately, maybe the “academic” ones were actually professors of English literature and history of the Roman Empire.
Leaked picture of his coronary CT scan:
I most certainly am. I turn on the TV every morning to MSNBC. This morning the headline was PRES TRUMP AT WALTER REED HOSPITAL and I started to get excited until it scrolled to …FOR ROUTINE FUCKING TESTS. HE’S NOT DEAD YET, GOD DAMN IT. I’m paraphrasing but that’s pretty much what it said.
He’s healthy from all the harvested adrenochrome being injected into him.
Where is the rest of the 65 year old? Feeding Stephen Miller?
???
How would that have worked, given her status as a naturalized citizen?
You should be writing chirons and teaser scrolls for MSNBC. I’ll write you a letter of recommendation, if you want.
Never mind. I thought you were talking about Lurleen.
True. There’s a chance it would work, since the Supremes have sometimes ruled that there isn’t any enforcement mechanism for skirting eligibility requirements, and that it is up to the voters to not vote for anyone whom the law says is ineligible.
But if that would work, then just running for a third term without a middleperson would also work.
Apparently there isn’t any enforcement mechanism for… just about anything that trump does.
Now more than ever we need a new Super Hero.
Well, sure he is dying. WE ALL are.
And he’s sure going to be taking his sweet time at it since it ticks off so many people and he likes that.
Told y’all back in 2017 when everyone was saying he was about to any day now keel over from too many hamberders: watch him live into his 90s.
Good point… Well, whoever his chosen minion was to be his 3rd term stand-in.